Perry asks God’s help for a nation ‘in crisis’

[ashling]

God:
"Why do I collect all the nuts?"

[dimbear]

1. The network news tonight showed a map of the horrific drought in the southland.

The drought is practically an outline map of Texas, with about half of Oklamhoma thrown in.

It's as if God knows what to target.

On the serious side, scripture points out not to bother asking God for specific things. He knows what you need.

Not that scripture is likely to stand in the way of the Rickster.

[NOMOREDRUGWAR]

2. God's answer:

Why don't we wait to see if you are elected president? You can then pray to me, because the country will REALLY be in need of my help