It is getting bad out there.

[oneshooter]

The economy is so bad that:

I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street".

Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

[Lucinda]

1. Applauds.

:toast:

[LaurenG]

2. Very nice but OMG that last one!

:rofl: