I'm thinking Congress should pass a law that everybody in the country would give me a dollar

[struggle4progress]

What do I do next? Would an online petition be a good way to start?

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[dimbear]

2. Your best bet is to incorporate and declare bankruptcy. n/t

[struggle4progress]

3. I'm trying to help the economy by forcing money to change hands

[dimbear]

4. This is starting to become complex. After steps 1 and 2, go to all known

internet boards and spread the rumor that StruggleIncorporated is too big to fail. Work hard at that and then sit back, because you have it made in the shade.

[applegrove]

5. Why stop there. What about us in the rest of the world?

[struggle4progress]

8. Yall should hit the streets and demand action from your government on this!

[csziggy]

6. Start small - a penny today, two pennies tomorrow, four pennies the next day, etc

Soon you will own the world.

[krispos42]

7. You need to change your name to "National Lotto"

And sell tickets. ;-)

[struggle4progress]

9. What a great idea! Maybe I should go ask in ATA whether it's OK to have a sockpuppet

named NationalLotto that spams the board with messages like "Friday will be your last chance to send a dollar to NationalLotto"

[krispos42]

10. See, there ya go

Get yourself a PayPal account and you're fast on the road to making hundreds of dollars a year!