Amerigo Vespucci
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Tue Sep-06-11 04:41 PM
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Is Frank Zappa's "Montana" the greatest song of floss or what? |
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I might be movin' to Montana soon Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up Waxen it down In a little white box I can sell uptown By myself I wouldn't Have no boss, But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Well I just might grow me some bees But I'd leave the sweet stuff For somebody else... but then, on the other hand I'd Keep the wax N' melt it down Pluck some Floss N' swish it aroun' I'd have me a crop An' it'd be on top
(that's why I'M movin' to Montana)
Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am) Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss That's growin' on the prairie Pluckin' the floss! I plucked all day an' all nite an' all Afternoon... I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss (His name is MIGHTY LITTLE) He's a good hoss Even though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or Blanket on anyway He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or Blanket on anyway Any way I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss Even if you think it is a little silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks I'm gonna find me a horse Just about this big An' ride him all along the border line With a Pair of heavy-duty Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand Every other wrangler would say I was mighty grand By myself I wouldn't Have no boss But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Well I might Ride along the border With my tweezers gleamin' In the moon-lighty night And then I'd Get a cuppa cawfee N' give my foot a push... Just me 'n the pymgy pony Over the Dennil Floss Bush N' then I might just Jumb back on An' ride Like a cowboy Into the dawn to Montana Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
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MrScorpio
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Tue Sep-06-11 04:52 PM
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1. It's my favorite Zappa track |
Initech
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Tue Sep-06-11 05:12 PM
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2. Love the live version. |
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"And I'll ride like a dipshit into the dawns of Montana!"
:toast:
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Tue Sep-06-11 05:23 PM
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3. At this point, we don't know |
bluedigger
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Tue Sep-06-11 06:52 PM
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4. It's definitely the greatest Frank Zappa "floss" song. |
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Tue Sep-06-11 07:05 PM
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5. It is also the best song about Montana too! |
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Tue Sep-06-11 11:43 PM
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6. I once posted a DU thread, "I might be moving to Montana soon" |
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Edited on Tue Sep-06-11 11:43 PM by Kat45
And someone thought I was actually moving to Montana. :rofl:
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Tue Sep-06-11 11:45 PM
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7. Absolutely top o'th'charts in the dental-floss genre |
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Tue Sep-06-11 11:55 PM
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8. Well better than this one |
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If Frank could have worked peachy clean in ....... . Saw them do this in Germany right after Overnite Sensation, my favorite Mothers record.
The Dental Floss Song
I love dental floss Using it is fun It helps my oral hygiene Even when I run.
It comes in many flavors I like mint the best But there's also plain and cinnamon And those are all the rest.
I love dental floss It keeps my teeth so clean I think it's really wonderful It's extra peachy keen.
I use it in the morning And in the evening too I use my dental floss And I think so should you.
I worship my dentist He's so very cool He says to floss a lot And he really ain't no fool.
There are many nifty things I use to clean my teeth Like toothpaste and mouthwash But floss they are beneath.
I open my mouth wide And stick the floss between The teeth I so adore Cavities can't be seen.
I love my dental floss It keeps my teeth so clean I think it's really wonderful It's extra peachy keen!
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Thu Sep-08-11 09:17 AM
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9. I thought it was the ONLY dental floss song. |
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Thu Sep-08-11 10:03 AM
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10. That brings back some good memories. |
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