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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-11 08:52 AM
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MFM loves to listen to his favorite tunes while cooking in the kitchen...
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-11 08:53 AM
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1. that is funny. i can see myself resorting to this. but hubby such a tech dude and fix problem
dude, he always comes thru for me with much more reasonable answers like extension cords, or added speakers, ect...
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pacalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-11 09:00 AM
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2. Hahaaaa!
What an iPod!!! No WONDER MFM has been feeling sore!


:rofl:
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-11 09:20 AM
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3. This one time... in band camp... I was cooking naked... no, not bacon -- why?
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Mexican food. I had to stop to go to the bathroom. YES -- I washed my
hands before I went back to the kitchen.
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Still naked, I was making chili or something on the stovetop and had
something baking in the oven at 425 degrees. My groin started feeling
a little warm, so I backed away from the oven a little bit. It got
warmer still, so I backed up a little more. It started getting HOT --
OWWIE-OWWIE-OWWIE and at first I thought my oven was going berserk.
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I learned a very very VERY important lesson that day.
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If you're cooking naked and chopping jalapenos, wash your hands BEFORE
going to the bathroom, too!!!!
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I'm a professional... do NOT try this at home!!!
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In no time at all, I had gone directly from jalapenos to jalapenis!!!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-08-11 10:01 AM
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4. Looks like you need a bit of a back shave there!
:rofl:
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