My GF is Watching MY Posts these days

[La Lioness Priyanka]

so nobody flirt with me :evilgrin:

on edit: and i will try not to flirt though i am sure i will fail :P

and if you are seeing this puss-puss, i love you.

[arcane1]

1. fortunately for you, nobody EVER flirts on DU

so you should be safe here *wink wink*;)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. true nobody flirt with ME

especially not people in the west coast....so how was your weekend

[arcane1]

3. warm, sunny, and awesome!

:loveya: perfect weekend to frolic in the park, followed by a hugfe Welcome Spring party...

:hangover:


yours? What's it like in NY now?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. Cold in nyc

i worked on sunday and slept on saturday

[arcane1]

6. figures...

the clouds are rolling in here, too..

see? You can have a perfectly flirt-free conversation on DU :D

(unless all these weather references are metaphors :evilgrin: )

[La Lioness Priyanka]

12. we run hot and cold ya know!

[arcane1]

14. I know it well

same here, I was sunburned Saturday afternoon, then freezing in a leather jacket Saturday night.

the best of both worlds! :)

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

5. Are you saying you don't love me any more???

After all the threads we've shared??? Even though I'm a man and you don't dig dudes? <sobbing profusely>

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. course i dig YOU

even she would understand that :evilgrin:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

8. hehehehe, thank you!

Please explain that to my now ex-girlfriend! She seems to think going back to her ex-fiancee that left her for dead is a better idea. :dunce:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. left her for dead ????????????

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

10. metaphorically, of course

He up and moved all of his things out and left the state 2 months before their wedding day. Did I mention he cheated on her too? Real classy guy...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

11. sounds like they deserve each other

[tigereye]

13. I think many people's partners would be surprised

and hopefully amused... by what is written on DU.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

16. eh...

I think it's more of an abusive relationship control type of thing he has over her. We weren't together all that long, but it's still exceptionally frustrating, as things were going jaw-droppingly well up to that point.

[arcane1]

15. damn, do I know that guy?

lol

I know a woman or two that would be a perfect match for him :evilgrin:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

17. lol, if you know him, tell him I have a date for him

that is, his head has a date with my baseball bat.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

18. ooh violence and flirtation

my gf will be horrified!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

20. I'm sorry my love!!!

Will a dozen roses help quell the storm that I have wrought?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

21. no the cats will eat the roses

and :puke: everywhere

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

29. I'll send chocolates and catnip then

That way, everyone is happy and we can still be not-so-secret internet lovers.

LOL, no, I have no idea where I'm going with all of this either. And no, I haven't got much sanity left. :D

[arcane1]

19. hehe, will do

though I think he'd suffer more if you hooked him up with one or two of my ex's :evilgrin:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

22. HA!

It sounds like we share similar love lives. You wouldn't believe half the outrageous things I've been through thanks to women. This is just the latest lame example!

[arcane1]

24. no kidding... while I'm sure that guys are still the worst offenders...

the women often give them some healthy competition, no doubt.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

32. Yep, guys are assholes too

But at least most girls can reasonably, automatically assume a guy's intentions are to have sex. With girls, you can never figure out what the hell they're after (because, in my vast experience, half of em don't know what they're after either).

[arcane1]

33. lol, good point!

it's default to assume the guy is being a slimeball, but we expect better from the women! Thus, they are even more evil :silly:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

38. i think men just dont bother to think very hard

i always know what my gals want...its either cuddles, food or dry food, or catnip or more cuddles...

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

44. If it were only that simple!

I didn't mean so much on a "small things" basis. I do really well with those.

I meant more like big picture type things, like, for example, whether or not they just want sex or if they want a boyfriend, or even simply what kind of guy they want. It's hard to give them those things when one day they go from wanting to get married to the next not wanting to date anyone at all.

[matcom]

23. does she know about 'us'?

:D

[La Lioness Priyanka]

25. i think she may suspect

you know the girl is very intelligent

[matcom]

26. maybe we should 'include her'?

:D

:spank: Matcom :spank:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

27. we probably should

i have been asking her to get a DU acct and offered to buy her a star....

[matcom]

28. LOL

good comeback :D

get her an account. i'll take the pics :D

[THUNDER HANDS]

30. ditto

Not that I'm sure anyone's noticed the lack of sex threads lately?

;)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

36. sympathies magic rat the lioness feels your burden

though i gotta say my burden is super sexy

[THUNDER HANDS]

37. so is mine

super, ultra sexy.

:D

[ScreamingMeemie]

31. No, see, the number of people who flirt with you is in direct relation

with how cute and desirable you are. So then, we flirt with you and she realizes how lucky she is to have you!!! :hi:

[arcane1]

34. makes sense, though it can backfire on you :)

If I tried that on my last s/o, it would've been met with "having all those people desiring you just opens the playing field!"

:silly:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

35. ohh mrs. grumpy you are lovely!!!!

[KinkyDem]

39. Mrs. LP

Please know that no one would ever purposely exclude you. Absolutely not! In fact we so love and admire your SO that we can hardly contain ourselves. We floweth over (he ... HEH!) and have plenty of love adoration and innuendo to spare.

Come on in, the water is fine! And so is your SO ... and I'm willing to bet you are too.

Me, I'm just medeocer.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

40. cute, shes now my mrs. lp

[KinkyDem]

41. as apposed to

someone elseses Mrs. LP?

She ain't MY Mrs. LP. I had to take mine back for a refund. Something about incompatable sockets or some such.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

42. well i have never heard her referred to as mrs lp before

[KinkyDem]

43. My appologies!

Assumptions! Assumptions! Biting my ass!

MR. LP then.

I have doubts.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

45. no no no no

she is mrs lp...it sounds cute

[KinkyDem]

47. uh huh

doubt my wisdom again.

See what happens.

I'm not too proud to cry.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

46. Can we flirt with your GF?

JK...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

48. yes you may!

[KinkyDem]

49. Ahem ...

and her screnn name is .... ?

She will be saying hello when?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

50. who knows ..as i said i offer she says no.....

ya know women :shrug: