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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-10-11 04:32 PM
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ElboRuum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-10-11 04:36 PM
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1. However, if you get scared half to death every day
you become immortal.

Zeno's paradox reapplied.
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pinboy3niner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-10-11 04:39 PM
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2. I stared at that chicken for 5 minutes...
...and didn't get a message that I'd been rickrolled.

Phew, I'm so glad I didn't get had again on this one! :)

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Recovered Repug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-10-11 06:37 PM
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3. Wouldn't you be 1/4 dead?
1/2 * 1/2 = 1/4
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-10-11 06:59 PM
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4. 1/4 alive -- I suggest a Liberal Arts degree. n/t
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Recovered Repug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-10-11 07:08 PM
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5. I could never get a Liberal Arts degree.
My drawing is worse than my math.
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-10-11 09:06 PM
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6. I believe you'd be mostly dead.
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