What are my politics?

[Whitacre D_WI]

:shrug:

[tigereye]

1. uh you are interested in politics?

neo-Machiavellian?

[Whitacre D_WI]

3. I think of myself more as proto-Machiavellian.

Machiavelli stole my best ideas! (and my worst ideas)

[Fenris]

2. Having attempted to run for office, shouldn't you know this?

[Whitacre D_WI]

4. How many politicians can you name who have a thorough understanding...

...of what, if anything, they stand for?

[Fenris]

5. What did your handlers tell you?

:)

[GOPisEvil]

6. Or, what did eyesroll tell you?

Everyone knows she's the boss.

[Whitacre D_WI]

9. Lies!

And she tried to murder me yesterday.

[Fenris]

10. You probably deserved it.

[Whitacre D_WI]

8. I handled myself.

[tigereye]

7. really what kind of platform(s)

did you have?

[Whitacre D_WI]

11. I don't wear platforms.

I never got into '70s-chic.

[tigereye]

16. once again my double meaning has gone awry

Actually, I wondered what your congressional bid platform was (assume it was radically opposed to Santorum's)... and I couldn't help but make it into a very idiosyncratic pun; i.e. known only to me. :)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

12. Social Conservative Gay Redneck Junkie?

[Whitacre D_WI]

13. A-HA! Thank you, Screaming Lord Byron, that makes sense!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

14. Damn, I forgot the Fundamentalist and Communist parts.

[Whitacre D_WI]

15. My Communism is fundamental.