Nicholas Cage awoken by naked man with fudgesicle:

[LeftinOH]

Nicholas Cage relates his own real-life home invasion story while promoting his new film 'Trespass'.

The single best sentence in the article is: "A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack."

http://news.yahoo.com/nicolas-cage-awoken-naked-man-fudgesicle-222238383.html

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. LOL. "Would you go away if I gave you a Klondike bar?"

[Luciferous]

2. That was the first article that I read this morning- cracked me up.

Who the hell doesn't know what a fudgesicle is?!

[NightWatcher]

3. Have you seen ConAir? I think he deserves a Fudgesicle up the bum for that portrayal

[Xipe Totec]

4. Now I understand why he can emote constipation so well.

[Bake]

5. I loved Con Air!

Not so much for Cage's acting, but I just thought it was a kick-ass movie.

Bake

[meow mix]

6. the boston fudgesickler..

:scared:

[nuxvomica]

7. Fudgesicles are most definitely NOT ice cream-like!

They are quiescently frozen!

[Recovered Repug]

8. You that reminds me of a story.

One time I got REALLY drunk and - I don't know how - I ended up in someone's house. All I can remember is - I was naked (except for a leather jacket that I found) and I was eating a fudgesicle. Boy that was a wild night. Fortunately, the guy didn't press charges.

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. You know, I hope no one has to go through something like that ever, but I have to say that

this is the headline that keeps on giving, and giving...