BREAKING NEWS FROM REUTERS:

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"Several chief executives were captured late this morning off Highway 375 near El Paso, including Martha Stewart. They had cut through a chain-link fence, and some slipped through. Ms. Stewart would have gotten away as well, however she was stopping motorists to ask for marzipan and food coloring to make edible snowmen place settings, using cut pieces of wire for the arms. 'We put her in cell number seven,' said a Boarder Patrol spokeswoman, 'because the morning sun reall adds texture to the stucco walls.'"