PHOTO: It's FREEPER FENG SHUI! Got these 4 things and you GOT IT ALL, baby.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

:eyes:

[Arugula Latte]

1. I think we should replace "E Pluribus Unum" with "Lotto Gun Ammo Beer" on our money.

[geardaddy]

15. Agreed.

That will be the new motto and the new anthem will be that Lee Greenwood song.

[Arugula Latte]

18. And then "I Like Big Butts" (or whateve rthe real title is) can be our secondary anthem

Sort of like "America the Beautiful" is now.

[geardaddy]

22. lol

Indeed!

[NightWatcher]

2. Sounds like a party to me, but I always look for the "cold" beer signs

[Old Troop]

3. Oooh! Good catch on the beer.

[NightWatcher]

4. And all the classy joints advertise "free beer tomorrow"

[petronius]

8. Yep. Also, only one "gun"?

This place may be a freeper paradise, but no self-respecting DUer would party with warm beer and only one firearm...

On edit: just noticed "books and maps" in the background - I'll always cut some slack to a place that advertises those (at least until I see what they're offering)...

[sarge43]

5. Not quite. No chewing tobacco. n/t

[hedgehog]

6. but they do have auto supplies!

[sarge43]

9. And books!!

which have to be covered in 2 inches of dust and grime.

[pacalo]

7. ...

I like how they used wire to string up four flags for emphasis.

[Dogtown]

10. That's the TeaBag Trifecta, for sure.

I know, but they can't count.

[CBGLuthier]

11. Man it's a good thing none of us liberals like guns, or beer, or playing the lottery.

Stereotype much there?

[LeftinOH]

12. That looks like the potential title of an off-Broadway play. n/t

[MerryBlooms]

13. There's a song for that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWJo9onU1f8

[LibertyLover]

14. And it's in front of an auto parts store to boot -

a quintfecta!

[Mopar151]

17. Not so fast.......

Most freepers are not evolved enough to use tools - 'specially since them cars gots 'puters in em now!

[LynneSin]

16. Geez put a small church in there and there would be no reason for freepers to ever leave

:rofl:

[MrMickeysMom]

19. My preference: Pot Luck, Pot, Pot Pie, Beer....

Ahaaaa...

Thought I'd change the beer part, didn't you?

:P

[applegrove]

20. Quick and to the point. Obama could learn from such marketing.

[BiggJawn]

21. I got 3 of the 4...

I'm good to go.

[Arkansas Granny]

23. And look at all those little flags they're flying. First class all the way!