Really? You're gonna blame my cats for the kittens found underneath your shed

[LynneSin]

I have to realize that one day I'll be really old and probably accuse my neighbors of bizarre things.

Yesterday my neighbor called me (why I gave her my number I do not know) and said she found my cats - they were in her backyard underneath her shed and they had a litter of kittens. I was to deal with the situation and how dare I be that irresponsible of a pet owner.

Only problem - my cats were sitting in the room with me living the sedentary life of a neutered housecat.

I'd get involved but she drives me bonkers and her daughter is a racist asshole. I gave her the number for faithful friends and said to call them to deal with the issue.

[Chan790]

1. Be wary if she brings you a pie.

Kitten pie, good for using up those extra kittens you've got in the back of the icebox...or under the shed.

[charlie and algernon]

2. perhaps your cats cloned themselves

or they both have evil twins?? :shrug:

[quakerboy]

3. Are you sure your cats didnt just

"say" they had the snip snip done? I mean, can you really trust them?

[LynneSin]

4. Yes I can trust my beloved furbabbies 110%

:D

[quakerboy]

9. you seem aweful trusting

Some guys'll say just about anything to convince a nice young kitten in heat...

[AtomicKitten]

5. The critter clueless make me nervous.

I'd retrieve the kittens (and mom?) anyway and call a local shelter or rescue. Okay I admit it, I'd probably just keep the critters. LOL.

A few years back a neighbor called me to complain that my kitty was sitting in her birdbath. Clearly my cat is a genius because he knew where birds hang out. After laughing for about a half-hour, I lured The Mondo Kitty back home with kitty treats.

[LynneSin]

6. I really do not want any additional cats in my house

at this time the cats have a dry, safe place to stay. They managed to make it thru Hurricane Irene/Tropical Storm Lee up here in the Mid-Atlantic. So they can stay there until Faithful Friends show up.

[AtomicKitten]

7. I'm assuming you called the rescue. Thanks for that. :)

[LynneSin]

8. Actually my neighbor lady said she had already called them

I'll give it a week then try again

They are in a very protected area with plenty of tall fences so they'll be safe there. Plenty of mice and birds they can grab for dinner.

[femmocrat]

10. I had a nasty neighbor call me once ....

to tell me my dog was in her yard and I should come and get it.

Nope, not my dog (who was sitting by my feet)! Hope she was embarrassed, but I doubt it.

This is only one reason I now have an unlisted number.