SO, LynneSin walks into a bar in Perry county and asks the bartender,...

[HopeHoops]

"Where's the guy with the box of condoms?" The bartender replies, "He just left with the guy in the pickup full of sheep - but he forgot the condoms. And what are you doing in a strip joint anyway, here to apply for a job?"

Damn we have some fun with Perry county. But CURIOUSLY, the Patriot-News recently reported on school violence, drug incidents, etc. for the various districts and Susquenita (sp?) actually looked pretty damn good compared to Harrisburg, Camp Hill, and CV. EP was sort of in the middle range.

[LynneSin]

1. That's because we Perry Countians are too busy having sex

But I just saw my high school's state rating on Wiki - damn we're a bunch of dumbasses!

[HopeHoops]

2. Yeah, and Corbett fucked over Perry County pretty hard in the budget - Camp Hill made out well.

Aren't we shocked! Whitebread Republican Camp Hill actually did WELL under Corbett's budget. EP got fucked pretty hard too.

I have no idea where my high school rated and I was too busy having sex back then to care as well. You know something, I like sex. I mean, that's not profound or anything, but for me it's just something special.

Speaking of which, my wife should be home for the day in about two hours. Excuse me if I suddenly vanish from DU.

[LynneSin]

3. What's funny is that Perry County is one of the most republican counties in the state

I know in 2006 - Rick Santorum and Lynn Swann received their best returns from Perry County. Of course both of them loss.

[HopeHoops]

4. God, guns, taxes, and 'bortions.