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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-11 07:34 PM
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A rooster fell on my head.
No seriously; I was bent over taking some eggs out of a nest and a chicken knocked the rooster off the shelf and he landed on my head.


Just thought that the statement was odd enough to go into the Lounge.
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dimbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-11 08:21 PM
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1. So you're telling us you got a
cock knock?

Can I say that here?
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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-11 10:26 PM
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2. I knew th eLounge would have a proper response.
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-11 10:41 PM
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3. Better than a 20,000 pound satellite, I guess?
Edited on Wed Sep-21-11 10:42 PM by applegrove
:shrug:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-11 10:42 PM
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4. Put an extension on the shelf and call it a cock blocker.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-11 10:46 PM
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5. They're VERY territorial. He now claims it as HIS. BTW, was the head of your cock injured? n/t
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nolabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-11 10:46 PM
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6. LOL! That was a great thing to read. Hope you're both okay!
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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-22-11 07:59 AM
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10. We're both fine, but the hens split their sides laughing!
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-11 10:56 PM
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7. Could've been the cow.
:)
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vard28 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-11 10:59 PM
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8. Yes
And that would have been an udder mess.
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-22-11 01:43 AM
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9. Was he able to hatch it?
And, if so, what kinda chick came out?
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