Businessman jailed 3 months for drunken jackassery on British Airways 747

[Blue_Tires]

Timothy Bradley, 32, a mortgage consultant, of Phoenix, Arizona, had pleaded guilty to common assault and being drunk on an aircraft. The incident took place on 20 August on a Phoenix to London flight.

Isleworth Crown Court heard Bradley swore at staff and was abusive after he was refused more alcohol. The businessman had been drinking beers and bourbon cocktails with friends before boarding the flight and had continued to drink once aboard.

Early on in the flight he began chatting up a female crew member, Charlotte Howell, who was replaced by her male colleague Stuart Williams, after she felt uneasy.

The businessman told Ms Howell "I love you" after she served him champagne, but he denied telling her she was "sexy".

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-15032159

[dimbear]

1. I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the plane.

I'm going down to London town, to wear that ball and chain.

[Blue_Tires]

2. kick