NYC_SKP
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Wed Sep-28-11 08:14 PM
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"So I was standing in line at Walmart, behind this Freeper Dude, and overheard him say..." |
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I used to use this as a sponge activity at lunchtime with kids, one student writes the first sentence, then others add a sentence to grow the story.
(please add the next part of this story with your reply)
"So I was standing in line at Walmart, behind this Freeper Dude, and overheard him say..."
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Chan790
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Wed Sep-28-11 08:18 PM
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1. "Wow, my ma looked really hot today!" |
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Wed Sep-28-11 08:26 PM
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I see this story heading in a disturbing direction...
"So I said, yeah? You some of that?"...
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Swede
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Wed Sep-28-11 08:20 PM
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2. I think I swallered my chaw. |
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Wed Sep-28-11 08:23 PM
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3. "I never could understand why they teach science in school anyway" |
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]oh wait that wasn't Walmart, that was a parent at a parent/teacher conference(told to me by my science teacher friend.
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OffWithTheirHeads
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Wed Sep-28-11 08:26 PM
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4. Sarah! Git back to the trailer an put some clothes on! |
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You know how yer brother gets when he sees you like that!
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NYC_SKP
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Wed Sep-28-11 08:27 PM
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We'll just keep it in the family...
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Wed Sep-28-11 08:33 PM
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. . . . . Hold mah beer!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Wed Sep-28-11 08:37 PM
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I gots you a present!
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Wed Sep-28-11 08:46 PM
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9. Well, don't know the rules but this a-hole had a "PERRY" t-shirit on, "MAROON/A&M" n/t |
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Edited on Wed Sep-28-11 08:48 PM by UTUSN
On Edit: I guess I have to Edit to please all othographic purists, "shirt" (instead of typo). Fine.
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Wed Sep-28-11 08:52 PM
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10. Apropos of a teabagger, they wore a "t-shirit"... |
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Wed Sep-28-11 09:01 PM
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11. I think that's "wore a tea-shit" (now TS stands a chance of replacing BS).. n/t |
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Wed Sep-28-11 11:39 PM
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12. "Shee-it! I thunk I plumb forgot to put on underwear today!" |
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*pause*
"Thar it is! I found it!"
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Thu Sep-29-11 12:21 AM
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13. Oh good, Kind of chilly today! |
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Thu Sep-29-11 12:48 AM
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14. "Well, that's what was akeepin' me from findin' my undies." |
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"But then I saw that Ronnie Reagan was on the cover of 'Time' and blam! there it was!"
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Thu Sep-29-11 01:06 AM
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15. "You know, Cindy Lou, you got nice teeth, and for a |
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fat girl you sure don't sweat much".
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Thu Sep-29-11 02:42 AM
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16. "Why is Washington on the dollar bill? Why can't it be Limbaugh?" |
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Thu Sep-29-11 09:08 AM
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17. "Damn, I think I done shit mah pants again. Watch ya' step there, some done run down mah leg." |
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