HopeHoops
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Fri Sep-30-11 09:58 AM
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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. |
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A huge HEART covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heard then closed, sealing the doctor on the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral - I'm a gynecologist." The proctologist fainted.
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Fri Sep-30-11 10:00 AM
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. . . Done like that. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Fri Sep-30-11 02:51 PM
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HopeHoops
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Fri Sep-30-11 05:14 PM
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5. POST-EDIT PERIOD EDIT: |
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The third line should read: "The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever."
Shit, and I wasn't even drunk.
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Fri Sep-30-11 07:10 PM
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6. Oh you fucked up the joke. I didn't get it until just now then. Oh god. |
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