Does anyone else remember cannibal jokes?

[Manifestor_of_Light]

Yeah, I'm that old.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal: "Your wife makes the best stew."


What is the name of the Cannibal Cookbook? "How to Serve Your Fellow Man".

I'll be here all week, guys.....:D
Tacky jokes, we got 'em.


:D

[TreasonousBastard]

1. Two missionaries in a big pot...

"Why are you smiling?"

"I just spoiled the stew."

[pink-o]

2. We had Leper jokes...

...What do you call a leper in a hot tub? Soup. Why don't they let the Leper play hockey? Cuz he's always having a face-off in the corner. What did the leper say to the prostitute? You can keep the tip.

And remember these hostile little goodies? What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen. What do you call a man with no legs or arms lying in front of the door? Mat. How about the same guy hanging on the wall? Art. Or out in the middle of the ocean? Bob.

Honestly, we'd laugh at anything in the 80s. Must've been the drugs.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

10. Cannibal jokes were early sixties, I think.

Another no arms n legs joke:

what do you call two guys hanging on the wall? Kurt 'n Rod.

What do you call a girl on a grill? Patty.

[alphafemale]

14. Do you know what restaurant hired the One legged lady?

IHOP

The guy with no arms or legs in the deep end of the pool? Bob.

[cyberswede]

18. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...

..sitting in a hole? Phil

...flying over a fence? Homer

[hifiguy]

26. So I said to my one-legged wife,

Peg!

[BiggJawn]

3. Two Cannibals are eating a Clown...

One looks at the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"

[Ikonoklast]

5. By one minute...gmta!

[Ikonoklast]

4. Two cannibals are eating a clown.

The first cannibal turns to the second one and says, "Does this taste funny to you?".

[nolabear]

6. Two cannibals agree to eat a guy, one starting at each end.

After a while the first asks, "How's it going down there?" The other one says "Oh, I'm having a ball!" The first says "Wait! Wait! I have to catch up!"

Height of sixth grad humor.

[A HERETIC I AM]

7. Speaking of tasteless.....

An oldie but a...well.....an oldie....

What color were the Eyes of the Shuttle Challenger crew?

Blue.

One blew over here...one blew over there....

[UTUSN]

8. Uh... no?!1 Is that an acceptable/zone answer?!1 (Note: I'm SKEERED!1) nt

[Amerigo Vespucci]

9. The Jerry Garcia & Eric Clapton Cannibal Joke

This one was popular while Jerry was still with us.

Eric Clapton are sitting in the stew pot over a high flame.

The cannibals ask each of them if they have a last wish.

Jerry says "Yes, please hand me my guitar so I can play "Truckin'" one more time, and enjoy its simple but delightful melody."

The head cannibal turns to Clapton and says "And you?"

Clapton says "Please fucking eat me FIRST."

:rofl:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

11. kick for the night owls.

[Kat45]

12. I don't, but I remember moron jokes.

When I was little, there were always moron jokes. :shrug:

[MikeH]

13. A very bad joke

What happens to a dentist if he is captured by cannibals?

He becomes a stewed dent.

[alphafemale]

15. Blanche Knott?

:D

[LeftinOH]

16. Not a joke, but a humorous bumper sticker: "Rugby Players Eat Their Dead".

-based on fact, actually.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

17. I think a lot of them got recycled as Jeffrey Dahmer jokes in the 90's

And thus graduating from mere tacky to out & out 'bad taste' as it were

Like:
Dahmer's Mother: "Jeffrey, I don't like your friends."
Dahmer:"That's OK, mom, you can fill up on the salad."

[Manifestor_of_Light]

20. How did they know Jeffrey Dahmer was a smoker?

They found butts behind the couch.

How did they catch Jeffrey Dahmer?

He sent out for a pizza with everybody on it.

[suninvited]

19. We told Helen Keller jokes

How does Helen Keller's mother punish her? She rearranges the furniture.
Why was Helen Keller's leg always wet? Her dog was blind, too.

We also told the no arms, no legs jokes. What do you call the kid on the baseball team with no arms and no legs? Home plate


My kids told dead baby jokes. I didn't like those very much. I am sure my mother wouldn't have approved of Helen Keller or no arms, no legs jokes either.

[RZM]

22. I remember all of those

What's the difference between unloading a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can use a pitchfork on the babies.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

21. kick for the night owls.

[mysuzuki2]

23. Did you here the one about the cannibal who

passed a missionary by the side of the road?

[edbermac]

24. I read about Ed Gein, the inspiration for Psycho

In his time phone numbers contained letters, say if you lived in Chicago, a phone number could be CHI-1234.

A classic Gein joke was this:

What was Ed Gein's phone number?

O I C U 8 1 2

[hifiguy]

27. Another Gein joke

"It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Eddie's fritters..."

[mysuzuki2]

28. Here's another - What was Ed Gein's favorite kind of cookie?

Lady fingers!

[Deep13]

25. horribly offensive joke I heard recently

A small boy and a child molester were walking hand in hand through the forest late at night.

The boy hears a noise and says, "I'm scared."

The pedophile responds, "Think of how I feel. I have to come back this way alone."

[provis99]

29. Two cannibals roasting a Spanish conquistador in his armor.

One cannibal says to the other "It's great! You just crack the shell open and scoop out the meat with a fork!"