There are only TWO constants in life: #1. NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

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and the aptly-named "#2":
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(He said "#2".)
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[applegrove]

1. LOL!

[Denninmi]

2. Good Lord. That would explain all of the people running around

Arizona, screaming and trying to tear their eyeballs from their sockets.

:rofl:

[krispos42]

3. .

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. kick n/t

[Ptah]

5. kick

:kick:

[pacalo]

6. I kind of like this expression...

:rofl:

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. But these collages are my FANTASY...

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... and that's too close to what I see in real life.
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Isn't that the German Chancellor?
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See the PTSD effects after you get a shoulder rub from W?
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[pacalo]

8. Ok, this is SORT OF a collage, only it's one picture. And I'll have to change the storyline

to justify seeing you nekkid for the first time.

MiddleFingerMom is the babysitter who shows up for one of the kids' birthday parties...





Mother: "Oh my stars! When I told you to show up in your birthday suit, I didn't mean nekkid!"

[pacalo]

9. ...

In keeping with "Project Runway" night...

[sarge43]

10. The loudest reaction