Multimillionaire 85 year-old Spanish duchess marries for the third time;

[LeftinOH]

her new husband is 60 years old (and her face is even younger!). Please stop the lip injections, por favor!

Full title: Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y de Silva.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-15183584

[Richardo]

1. Harold y Maude

Priest: "I would be remiss in my duty, if I did not tell you, that the idea of... intercourse - your firm, young... body... comingling with... withered flesh... sagging breasts... flabby b-b-buttocks... makes me want... to vomit."

[mnhtnbb]

2. OMG. Bet she LOVES Joan Rivers!

[Bake]

13. More like ENVIES Joan ...

As weird as Joan looks, it's nothing compared to this freak!

:hi:

Bake

[gratuitous]

3. Love is blind

Or it should be after it gouges out its eyes with white hot knitting needles.

[RedCloud]

4. Vuestra merced, ¿Por qué no me avisaste? ¿Es que no me amaste?

[LeftinOH]

6. Lo siento, per lo que veo aqui es la 'equis' de rojo.

[RedCloud]

7. Y algo insólito que solucionar usando nuestra fermosa lengua...

Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y de Silva =?

[Lasher]

17. No Compolrendo Hispaniola

Muy bono.

[Systematic Chaos]

5. That which is seen...

...cannot be unseen.

:cry:

[JohnnyLib2]

8. Bet she's a helluva lot of fun.

At parties, that is.

[Arkansas Granny]

9. I'll have to hand it to anyone who still feels like they have enough life in them

to marry again at that age. She must be the ultimate cougar! I'll bet she's a real hoot.

[UTUSN]

10. She gave her inherited cash to her kids in order to do her thang. Still, EWWWWW!1 n/t

[Bombero1956]

11. wow

she has more titles recognized by an existing government than any other noble in the world according to the Guinness Book of World Records.

Duchies

18th Duchess of Alba, Grandee of Spain
17th Duchess of Híjar, Grandee of Spain
15th Duchess of Aliaga, Grandee of Spain -Ceded to her son Don Alfonso Martínez
11th Duchess of Montoro, Grandee of Spain -Ceded to her daughter Doña Eugenia
11th Duchess of Berwick, Grandee of Spain (Jacobite Peerage)
11th Duchess of Liria and Jérica, Grandee of Spain
3rd Duchess of Arjona, Grandee of Spain

County-Duchy

12th Countess-Duchess of Olivares, Grandee of Spain

Marquesates

17th Marchioness of the Carpio, Grandee of Spain
10th Marchioness of San Vicente del Barco, Grandee of Spain -Ceded to her son Don Fernando
16th Marchioness of La Algaba
16th Marchioness of Almenara
18th Marchioness of Barcarrota
10th Marchioness of Castañeda
23rd Marchioness of Coria
14th Marchioness of Eliche
16th Marchioness of Mirallo
20th Marchioness of la Mota
20th Marchioness of Moya
17th Marchioness of Orani
12th Marchioness of Osera
14th Marchioness of San Leonardo
19th Marchioness of Sarria
12th Marchioness of Tarazona
15th Marchioness of Valdunquillo
18th Marchioness of Villanueva del Fresno
17th Marchioness of Villanueva del Río

Counties

27th Countess of Aranda, Grandee of Spain
22nd Countess of Lemos, Grandee of Spain
20th Countess of Lerín, Grandee of Spain, Constabless of Navarre
20th Countess of Miranda del Castañar, Grandee of Spain
16th Countess of Monterrey, Grandee of Spain
20th Countess of Osorno, Grandee of Spain
18th Countess of Palma del Río, Grandee of Spain
12th Countess of Salvatierra, Grandee of Spain -Ceded to her son Don Cayetano
22nd Countess of Siruela, Grandee of Spain -Ceded to her son Don Jacobo
19th Countess of Andrade
14th Countess of Ayala
16th Countess of Casarrubios del Monte
16th Countess of Fuentes de Valdepero
11th Countess of Fuentidueña
17th Countess of Galve
18th Countess of Gelves
16th Countess of Guimerá
21st Countess of Modica (Kingdom of Sicily)
24th Countess of Ribadeo
25th Countess of San Esteban de Gormaz
12th Countess of Santa Cruz de la Sierra
11th Countess of Tinmouth (Jacobite Peerage)
20th Countess of Villalba

Viscounties

12th Viscountess of la Calzada

Baronies

11th Baroness of Bosworth (Jacobite Peerage)

Manorials

29th Lady of Moguer

and as if that weren't enough

Honorary President of the Spanish Red Cross
Order of Isabella the Catholic
Constable of Aragon
Marshal of Castilla
Dame of the Royal Arsenal Cavalry of Seville
Noble Dame of the Order of Queen Maria Luisa
Member of the Hispanic Society of America, New York
Honorary President of the Opera Philharmonic
Member of Merit of the Royal Hispanic-American Academy of Arts, Sciences and Letters of Cadiz
Honorary Mayor of Liria (Madrid)


All that and she still had time to make herself look ridiculous with lip injections and go out with Sir Loin of Beef.

[LynneSin]

12. I suspect she has more plastic surgury done than titles

those lips are frightening.

:scared:

[valerief]

14. She looks like an old Cabbage Patch doll! Yecch! nt

[blueamy66]

15. all I can say is....

that is one ugly b**ch

[JI7]

16. she paid a lot of money to look like that

[blueamy66]

19. I'm sure she did.

Money cannot buy intelligence I guess. Or a mirror.

Holey moley.....

[Lasher]

18. I was going to try to get some sleep.

Now I'm afraid.

[KG]

20. i'll bet he hits that from behind...

:yoiks: