Something just reminded me of this little piece from many years ago in Reader's Digest....

[kayakjohnny]

My favorite mo?

Octo.

No grass to mow.

No snow to blow.












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[MiddleFingerMom]

1. A tale of woe

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I've got B.O.
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I know. I know.
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Too much info.
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[kayakjohnny]

2. Not bad, my friend, especially on such short notice.

:thumbsup:

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. I used to write fairly serious (yeah, I know... I know) poetry... and THAT never came easy.

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It was ALL-consuming -- taking up much of my conscious thought and probably
even MORE of my subconscious thought. It might take me days or weeks of
working on a concept -- then, when I was ready, I would write it out in
one quick burst. A little editing and fine-tuning -- but not much -- and
I sucked at hardcore re-writes because they were rarely necessary.
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But doggerel or ditties came easy and fast to me.
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I found the Burma Shave 2.0 sign on a Feb 2010 blog. Starting in 1925 and
popular for decades, they were ubiquitous on American highways -- usually
a four-line little ditty regarding shaving in some way... with each line on a
separate billboard separated by maybe 10 seconds of travel -- and capped
off by a fifth sign that simply said "Burma Shave".
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A brilliant and very popular ad campaign.
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This blog had suggestions for signs pertaining to the "Information Highway" --
my favorite (and a very contemporary one) was this:
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Originally made
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For stubbly faces
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We’re also good
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For private places.
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Burma-Shave
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[kayakjohnny]

4. !

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