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Sun Oct-09-11 07:56 PM
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| Can we stop the ethnic jokes please? The only thing worse than ethnic jokes |
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are the freakin Dutch. With their wooden shoes and tulip festivals.
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| Amerigo Vespucci
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Sun Oct-09-11 08:09 PM
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| 1. Two lips. Don't get me started. |
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Sun Oct-09-11 08:14 PM
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| 2. A Dutch guy walked into a bar.... |
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But because he'd been smoking legal weed at a coffee shop, he was stoned and it didn't hurt.
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| Amerigo Vespucci
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Sun Oct-09-11 08:19 PM
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| 3. They've really hit on a way to kill the tourist trade... |
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Edited on Sun Oct-09-11 08:25 PM by Amerigo Vespucci
...I've always wanted to visit Amsterdam, but not if the weed cafes are for "locals only."
Dave Attell did an episode of "Insomniac" from Amsterdam and I thought "SOMEDAY"...then the news about "locals only" hit. Biggest buzzkill of my life.
No WONDER Marvin Gaye lived there for so many years.
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Sun Oct-09-11 08:23 PM
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| 4. I spent a week in Rotterdam/ Amsterdam and only smoked one joint and ate one Space Cake |
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I did drink gallons of the best beer in the world and ate tons of excellent food.
I'm sure you can still get smoke there. Not all shops will check your ID. Or get someone to buy it for you and smoke it with them.
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Sun Oct-09-11 08:31 PM
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| 5. A turkey walked into a bar... |
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The bartender asked, "Wattle you have?"
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