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Sat Oct-15-11 07:25 PM
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I need some real groaners - I'm planning on making my own |
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Christmas crackers and I need some really, really bad jokes/riddles to put inside them.
Example:
She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.
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Sat Oct-15-11 07:27 PM
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1. Help! I'm trapped in a Christmas cracker factory!! |
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Sat Oct-15-11 07:35 PM
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2. He was so bright his mom called him sonny |
woo me with science
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Sat Oct-15-11 07:36 PM
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3. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? |
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Because he didn't have the guts.
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Sat Oct-15-11 07:38 PM
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4. Two toothless termites walk into a bar |
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and ask "Where's the bar tender?"
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Sat Oct-15-11 07:39 PM
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5. What does a dog say goes on top of a house? |
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Sat Oct-15-11 07:39 PM
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6. A Skeleton walks into a bar |
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and orders a beer and a mop
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Sat Oct-15-11 07:42 PM
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7. what do you call a flly with no wings? |
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a walk. First joke I taught my niece
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Sat Oct-15-11 08:15 PM
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8. What's brown and sticky? |
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Sat Oct-15-11 08:56 PM
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9. looks like an excellent spot for some of those old Tom Swifties |
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"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank. (I stole that one here - http://www.fun-with-words.com/tom_swifties.html)
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Sat Oct-15-11 09:23 PM
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10. "we don't serve faster than light neutrinos in here" says the bartender |
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A neutrino walks into a bar > > > > > Physics joke. :P
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Sat Oct-15-11 09:23 PM
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11. "we don't serve faster than light neutrinos in here" says the bartender |
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A neutrino walks into a bar > > > > > Physics joke. :P
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Sun Oct-16-11 01:01 AM
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19. To be completely fair, that neutrino has |
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Sat Oct-15-11 09:38 PM
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12. Two lions are walking in the jungle |
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One licks the other's ass.
"Hey WTF are you doing?"
"Dude, I just ate a lawyer. Gotta get the taste outta my mouth".
:)
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Sat Oct-15-11 10:25 PM
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13. They were always pushing the envelope but in the end, it remained stationary. |
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Sat Oct-15-11 11:42 PM
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Because the spider spied her.
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Sat Oct-15-11 11:51 PM
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15. what does a snowman eat for breakfast? |
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snow flakes
(somewhat appropriate for Christmas)
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Sun Oct-16-11 12:09 AM
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16. How do you fix a broken tomato? |
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Sun Oct-16-11 12:12 AM
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Nobody does it better than Stephen Wright: http://www.zbach.com/page%2016/stephen.htm
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Sun Oct-16-11 12:13 AM
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18. My nephew's joke, composed at the age of six . . . |
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Why did the cactus cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken!
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