Ghadaffi is NOT dead.

[HopeHoops]

I just saw him hangin' out at the 7-11 passing a 40 oz Schlitz around with Jesus, Michael Jackson, Elvis, and Osama bin Laden.

[Shagbark Hickory]

1. Sssh. You don't want anyone to find out about that.

[NewJeffCT]

2. shut your mouth

I have dibs on any of his hot, exotic bodyguards if he's dead.

Not that I need bodyguards...

[edbermac]

3. He was killed to death, which sounds pretty serious.

Good thing he's President, he must have first rate medical insurance.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9805908

[Iggo]

4. I saw him on the Number 4 bus last week.

But I couldn't angle for a surreptitious pic.

Sucks, too. I was gonna email it to all with the caption "GOT HIM!" and it was gonna be effin high-LARRY-ous!

[MrScorpio]

5. He's in a trailer down by the river.

[AverageJoe90]

6. LOL.

I also saw John Lennon at the Dakota, chilling out with Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and the Van Zant bros. and passin' some weed. :hippie:

[Ikonoklast]

7. 'E ain't dead.

'E's pinin' for the fjords.

[mysuzuki2]

8. oh come now, everyone knows that

Schlitz doesn't come in 40 oz bottles!