MiddleFingerMom
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Thu Oct-20-11 08:38 AM
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MFM can actually TRAIN cats. He can only train them to do one thing -- but he trains them well. |
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rurallib
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Thu Oct-20-11 08:59 AM
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1. graduate of the MFM school of cat behavior |
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Thu Oct-20-11 09:16 AM
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2. Where's the bottle of beer and the remote? n/t |
The Velveteen Ocelot
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Thu Oct-20-11 11:23 AM
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Thu Oct-20-11 09:16 AM
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3. I can train cats to do other things as well. |
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Advanced sleeping techniques (aka expanding cat syndrome)
The belly rub doublecross (aka please rub my belly and I'll show you what it is like to be in a bear trap)
Secondary hairball upheaval - (aka how to avoid coughing up a hairball on any surface that is easy to clean)
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Arugula Latte
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Thu Oct-20-11 09:52 AM
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5. Hah! I fall for the doublecross every time. |
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No one can resist a kitty belly, in spite of the likely consequences! No one!
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Thu Oct-20-11 09:49 AM
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4. That is just adorable! |
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Thu Oct-20-11 10:34 AM
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6. Dammit, no you can't! They'll do that on their own! |
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Don't try to take credit for that!
:hi:
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Thu Oct-20-11 11:27 AM
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8. my cats are well trained -- |
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while lying on the bed I tell them to not get up and don't move.
it's amazing.
they listen.
e v e r y
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Thu Oct-20-11 11:27 AM
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9. Staaaaay. Good boy. nt |
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Thu Oct-20-11 11:06 PM
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10. What's That Cat Watching? |
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