Strangest romantic lyric?

[KamaAina]

For me it's Nirvana: "I wish I could eat your cancer when/You turn black...". :wtf:

[Dr. Strange]

1. From Rush:

"A gleaming alloy air-car shoots towards me two lanes wide."

Maybe my view of romance is skewed, though.

[demmiblue]

2. The Smiths-There Is A Light That Never Goes Out

And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten-ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine

[REP]

3. It's a little stalkerish yet strangely romantic...

I only just met you before
But I can't understand you don't want me more
You maybe think I'm too smart and weird,
But that should only make you want to hear that...

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,

You make me feel really unsure,
But that should just make you feel secure.
Although we've only known each other a bit
I can't sleep at night and I feel like shit.

[cherokeeprogressive]

4. You make me come - You make me complete - You make me completely miserable...

Lit

[NightWatcher]

5. Rape me, rape me my friend. rape me, do it and do it again.....

Jim Neighbors got hardcore towards the end

[NightWatcher]

6. You could have it all, my empire of dirt. I will let you down

I will make you hurt

If I could start again, a million miles away. I would keep myself. I would find a way.

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That's the saddest romantic lyric

[Lionel Mandrake]

7. Some enchanted evening,

You will meet a strangler!

[edbermac]

8. Don't Pass Me By.

I'm sorry that I doubted you
I was so unfair
You were in a car crash
And you lost you hair
You said that you would be late
About and hour or two
I said that's all right
I'm waiting here just waiting to hear from you

[geardaddy]

9. "I'm not in love with you, but I won't hold that agaisnt you."

[Orsino]

10. "Every Breath You Take"

No, it wasn't intended to be romantic, but Sting sings it so sweetly that millions mistook it for a lovely ballad.