Probably the most famous "rapture" in history -- Dan Aykroyd as "Fred Garvin - Male Prostiture":

[MiddleFingerMom]

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With Garrett Morris as his pimp, Slick and Margot Kidder as his "client", Mrs Potter.
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Mrs. Potter: < notices something > Hey, wait a minute..

Fred Garvin: What?

Mrs. Potter: What is all that stuff?

Fred Garvin: Oh, uh.. that's my rather elaborate network of trusses. I will need your help with a couple of these. I got the old hernia truss here.. and I got a spleen truss, it opens up with a couple of snaps here in the back..

Mrs. Potter: No, I don't think so.. you know, I.. I.. I think this is a little too much for me, I, uh..

Fred Garvin: No, no.. it's just a couple of snaps in the back. You know, you just gotta make sure you don't touch the rupture, that's all..

< a knock at the door >

Mrs. Potter: Who's that? Who's that?

Slick: It's Slick.

Mrs. Potter: Who's Slick?

Fred Garvin: Uh.. Slick. This takes a little explanation. You see.. Slick is a gentleman of leisure. He looks out for me and the girls. Uh.. be there in a jiffy, Slick! By the way, one good word from you would really put me in good with the boss.
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What?
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Oh... RAPture.
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Nevermind.
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http://snltranscripts.jt.org/78/78ofredgarvin.phtml
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[pacalo]

1. That's clever -- I remember that skit. :)

[MilesColtrane]

2. "Servicing the entire Quad Cities area."