DU Lounge Check-in: Post here if you haven't been raptured yet

[LynneSin]

Want to find out how many we lost to the Rapture.

BTW, I watched the movie "Red State" last night. I loved the ending - that was good Kevin Smith irony! Michael Park was amazing and should be considered for an Oscar!

[mikeytherat]

1. Still here, and I have a gig tonight from 8-12.

If Das Rapture occurs at midnight, we won't have to do any encores; however, if the crowd is lame, is there anyway it might occur before the third set?

mikey_the_rat

[LynneSin]

2. Well if the concert is poorly attended you can blame the rapture

that might work

[mikeytherat]

5. Slaughter Rule: when the band outnumbers the audience, you can bail on the gig!

Woo-hoo! Got paid in advance, too!

mikey_the_rat

[mikeytherat]

11. ***UPDATE*** Just got a call from our bandleader - gig has been moved up, now 7:00-11:00!

(insert spooky music here)

Maybe he knows something, but I really don't want that Rapture shit happening on the drive home - the roads at that hour are already filled with weaving drunks and idiots (but if I see a nice, post-Raptured Mercedes wagon I'm snagging it)!

mikey_the_rat

[Maccagirl]

42. Stll here-but I'm waiting till tomorrow to pay my bills

Can't be too cautious, ya know.

[HopeHoops]

3. Rapture's for sissies. I hope they all got the fuck out of here this morning.

Paradise on Earth is a rapture that really DOES take up all of the whacko rapture freaks.

[Maine-ah]

4. I have been raptured into the intertubes

which is why I can still post on DU.

[nolabear]

6. I never rapture and tell.

[Chan790]

7. I'm being raptured as we speak!

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Nope, just indigestion.

[Denninmi]

8. Well, hey, the Rapture could happen any minute now.

I'd rather stay here. Frankly, if the fundies all go away, how could this be Hell on Earth? Sounds more like Heaven to me.

[Brigid]

9. Nope. Still here.

Sitting on an IndyGo bus. Did what's-his-name get the date wrong again? :shrug:

[dawg]

10. I'm still here.

Shit! :(

[Bake]

12. Still here!

No surprise there!

:hi:

Bake

[PRETZEL]

13. Must have been a whole bunch

Lynn's had this thread up most of the morning and not many people still here,

I must be one of the unlucky (or lucky)ones.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. What time is it supposed to happen?

Maybe it won't be until later today. There's still hope.

Or not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-UHaCZSBeM

[geardaddy]

15. Still here. Much to your annoyance.

:P

[pokerfan]

16. My prediction: The percentage of Loungers left behind....

100%! Yes, I'm making jokes like there's no tomorrow.

[gratuitous]

17. Oh yeah, I'm still h

[sinkingfeeling]

18. Still waiting and I'm getting bored.

[kayakjohnny]

19. Still waiting. I've been wearing a bike helmet all day cause I'm still indoors.

I want the going-through-the-roof part to be as smooth as possible.

I've got a video cam handy so I can get some space shuttle type footage going up.

Could be any minute now. Fingers crossed.

[AnneD]

20. Still here...

went to work (a school). Everyone was still here. Meh.

[GoCubsGo]

21. Present.

Wasn't expecting to be raptured, even if it really was to be.

[RebelOne]

22. Yep, still here, but doubt I would be raptured anyway. n/t

[Swede]

23. Would have been here sooner,but I was out maxing my credit cards.

:shrug:

[charlie and algernon]

24. I be here!

[Bucky]

25. Not even near at-risk

[Bake]

26. Autopost. I'm not here.

Sorry you guys missed it.

:hi:

Bake

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

27. Still here, but I'm waiting for my ride to Valhalla

with a stop at Freya's hall.

[mucifer]

28. I got raptured. You guys suck! Still trying to figure out how I a Jew got raptured.

Oh well. :) You guys can have my shoes.

[madinmaryland]

29. WTF?? I got raptured TWICE. Last week I got dropped in San Antonio,

and then today I got dropped back home in Maryland. This rapturing shit saved me and my company a bundle of money. Kind of like getting teleported!!

:D

[redwitch]

30. I'm still here.

I am totally rapture worthy, I don't get it. :shrug:

[MrMickeysMom]

31. I think I'm stuck...

Maybe I'm in Limbo?

[krispos42]

32. I thought I felt a faint tingling on the back of my neck...

...but it turned out to be the cat moving from the foot of the bed to my shoulder.

[snacker]

33. Not yet...I'm still here. nt

[cynatnite]

34. End times has already started for me...damn toilet won't flush. n/t

[ScreamingMeemie]

35. Not Raptured yet... but a little bit Captain Morgan'd

[texanwitch]

36. O hell, forgot about the damn Rature.

O well, maybe next time.

[PuffedMica]

37. Woke up this morning and I didn't have the blues

[NNN0LHI]

38. I was raptured but guess what happened?

I went straight up into the sky and when I got to the destination someone asked me what religion I was. I told them I was a recovering Catholic and they threw me back. So here I am.

Don

[Old Troop]

39. Well, I started to go but remembered that I'd left the iron on.

[dixiegrrrrl]

40. oh oh..where is MFM??????????

eeeeekkk!

[AverageJoe90]

41. 5:29 pm CDT. Rowlett, Texas. Still here.

Yep, check, check, and check.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

43. When the rapture occurs

Can I have Rick Perry's car?

[ThoughtCriminal]

44. Auburn Fan

I'm in the Other Place.