Two Irishmen walk out of a bar.

[Swede]

[Bake]

1. But they stagger out, right?

:rofl:

Bake

[trof]

2. OUT? Where? When?

:rofl:

[xchrom]

3. urban legend. never happened. nt

[petronius]

4. For a joke to be funny, it needs to have an at-least-slightly believable premise

Tell us the one about the talking horse, or the 10-inch pianist, instead... ;)

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. THAT's not the problem.

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The problem is that you're not supposed to lead with the punchline.
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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman are sitting in a bar in New York reminiscing about home.
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"Back in me pub in Glasgow," brags the Scotsman, "fer every four pints of stout I order, they give me one fer free!"
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"In me pub in London," says the Englishman,"I pay fer two pints o' lager and they give me a third one free!"
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"That's nuthin'" says the Irishman, "In my pub back in Dublin, you walk up to the bar, they give the first pint fer
free, the second pint fer free, the third pint fer free -- and then they take you upstairs and you have sex for FREE!"
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"Is that true?" asks the Scotsman. "Has that really happened to you?"
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"Well, no," says the Irishman, "but it happens to me sister all the time!"
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[hifiguy]

9. LOL!

:rofl:

[Bucky]

5. Since when has ethnic humor been acceptable on DU

Just be glad I'm not Irish, otherwise I wouldn't be able to control my rage and I'd go beat you up and then beat my wife and then beat my 27 children and then die in a potato famine and immigrate to New York and gripe about everyone being after me Lucky Charms.

[trof]

8. Ethnist bastid!

:rofl:

[hifiguy]

7. And then

Pat says to Mike: What do ye have in that bag?

Mike: Ducks

Pat: How many?

Mike: If you can guess I'll give ye both of them.....

Mike: Four!!

[Mendocino]

10. Oldy but goody

How about a priest, a pastor and a rabbi walk into a bar, bartender says "Is this a joke?"

[UTUSN]

11. I don't get it. n/t