Dog jacker

[NNN0LHI]

I worked with a guy who the only name I ever knew him by was the dog jacker. I am sure he had a real name but after years working with him I never knew him by anything else.

After about a year working with him I asked one of our co-workers why he was known as the dog jacker and here is the story.

This guy named dog jacker was a big coon hunter. I have known a lot of coon hunters and these guys were more addicted to coon hunting than anything I have ever seen anyone become addicted to.

I have actually went out with a couple of them and I really did enjoy it. I enjoyed everything but shooting the raccoon out of the tree. The sound of the dogs barking when they are on a scent is a wonderful thing to listen to on a clear moonlit night. And some types of coon dogs have much more pleasing to the ear sounding barks than others. Some dogs are downright beautiful to listen to.

Well, the coon hunter named dog jacker had a neighbor who had one of the best champion coon hounds in Indiana. And this guy was charging thousands of dollars for stud fees and his dog was busy all the time. Dog jacker was not interested in paying any stud fees. He was real cheap. He just wanted a puppy or two from his neighbors champion coon dog.

So one night his neighbor heard his dog bark and then stop barking. Then after a minute he went and flipped the outside light on and sure enough there was his neighbor, my co-worker, jacking this guys champion coon hound to steal some sperm to try and artificially inseminate one of his dogs when it came in heat.

That story got back to the plant and this fellow was known as the dog jacker ever since.

Don

[davsand]

1. Did he at least buy the dog dinner first?

Maybe send flowers later? A Milkbone at least?


:rofl:



Laura

[NNN0LHI]

2. I was guessing he have him a T-Bone steak to get him to stop barking and calm down

I never shook hands with this fellow again after I found out how he got his nickname.

:)

Don