NEW RULES: Thanks to a few drunks in the DU Lounge

[LynneSin]

Thanks to a few drunks here in the DU Lounge we almost lost our long time beer waitress Helga



Therefore, during happy hour we will be limiting all DUers to one BEER only.



Any issues can speak with our new bouncer Blotto

[HopeHoops]

1. Hell, they ordered the SMALL glasses in that second picture.

(hic).

[OriginalGeek]

2. Helga might not be a "classic" beauty

but she's looking mighty fine from here.

She appears to have some very endearing qualities.

[LynneSin]

3. This ain't Hooters. Helga was hired for her skillsets

Meaning she can get alot of beer delivered to DU Loungites in a very quick manner!

[HopeHoops]

5. Yeah, but it really fucks up the router.

[rurallib]

12. looks like she can only handle one lounger at a time

[LynneSin]

15. You know how hard it was that could even handle one lounger at a time

:scared:

[gratuitous]

11. Put down the beer goggles, dude

She's not nearly so "fine" without her glasses.

[av8rdave]

4. Gotta love a woman with liquid assets!

[Bombero1956]

6. now that's talent

I have to admire anyone who can carry that much beer without spilling a drop.

[nolabear]

7. And what you CAN'T see are the roller skates!

We like to call her Helga on Wheels. :evilgrin:

[Lucinda]

9. Stealing that!

:)

[Lucinda]

8. I'd have a hard time even lifting one of those...and she's carrying a dozen.

Hats off to Helga on Wheels. :toast:

[TK421]

10. You do know that I will be against these new rules, right?

screw Helga and her four arms there, but this new rule simply can't be imposed on anyone here

especially me..

[LynneSin]

13. You'll obey our lounge rules or you'll sit in the corner!

[TK421]

14. I've been sitting in the corner my whole fucking life, LynneSin

and I'm tired of it