Ten fun questions to pass the time away here in the lounge - Answer Now

[LynneSin]

1. Beatles or Elvis - who did more to advance the genre of Rock & Roll.
   
2. If you were a TeaBagger, what would your protest sign say?
   
3. What is the last thing you have eaten and was it tasty?
   
4. I'm making a giant potluck dinner - what tasty food will you share with the lounge?
   
5. What is the worst pick-up line you have ever used and did it work?
   
6. Do you have a green thumb?
   
7. If the DU Lounge became an Independant Country - what would you want to designate as our National Anthem.
   
8. If you had a magical wand and could make one person disappear and that includes all traces of their existance throughout history - who would you pick?
   
9. What is the first TV show you ever remember watching on TV?
   
10. Why can't I be you?
    

[Denninmi]

1. OK, I'll play

1) Beatles. Elvis would just be a second rate "Country" star if he were around today.
2) "I'm too stupid for my shirt, so stupid it hurts"
3) Terra brand sweet potato chips. Munching them this morning. Need a little more salt, though.
4) A great big pasta salad full of home-grown vegetables and herbs. With either chicken or seafood.
5) Hey baby, want a walnetto? No.
6) Yup.
7) ???
8) Reagan. Did a lot of damage.
9) Gunsmoke, when I was about 3. I also remember watching Bonanza. God, I hate that kind of stuff now. I detest westerns and action movies, like comedies, light romance, that sort of thing.
10) Trust me, you don't want to.

[MrScorpio]

2. Here we go...

1. Little Richard.

2. "Doh!"

3. A salad. Yeah... As far as salads go.

4. Cheesecake. No, brownies. Hmmmm, Cheesecake Brownies. Yeah.

5. "Hi." We've been married for the last 21 years.

6. No, but I have a brown one.

7. Alice's Restaurant.

8. Alexander Hamilton. Poof! No more Wall Street.

9. The Twilight Zone.

10. Because your just too cool the way you are. I should be you instead.

[HopeHoops]

3. I'll play.

1. Beatles
2. "I'm a fucking idiot"
3. "Fritos, and yes"
4. "Fritos"
5. "Wanna fuck? - no"
6. "Yes"
7. "The 59th St. Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)"
8. "Ralph Reed"
9. "Kimba the White Lion"
10."a) Not hairy enough; b) My wife's not into the whole lesbian thing; c) Even if you took over my body, you wouldn't know how to use the unit."

[LynneSin]

4. If I had a unit I'd have it surgically removed

I don't want a second lil brain dangling between my legs - it gets you men into trouble!

[OriginalGeek]

24. Whoa hey

I take back my number 10 then!

[suninvited]

5. okay, I will try

1. Beatles
2. I'm with Morans
3. a scrambled egg and cheese sandwich, very tasty
4. Key Lime Pie
5. I've never tried to pick anybody up, really
6. I have a Buzz Lightyear band aid on my thumb, so yes, it is green!
7. Never gonna give you up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ5TajZYW6Y
8. Hitler
9. Get Smart
10. If you were me, who would I be?

[hifiguy]

6. I'll put in my $.02

1. Beatles or Elvis - who did more to advance the genre of Rock & Roll.

The Beatles. Elvis coaslesced what came before but never would/could have made a Revolver or Sgt. Pepper, which changed everything.

2. If you were a TeaBagger, what would your protest sign say?

I.R. Baboon.

3. What is the last thing you have eaten and was it tasty?

Taco John's breakfast burrito, and it was OK.

4. I'm making a giant potluck dinner - what tasty food will you share with the lounge?

My Brass Buddha Chicken Wings - hot enough to bring tears from a brass Buddha.

5. What is the worst pick-up line you have ever used and did it work?

I have never used a pickup line. I opted out of that game 30 years ago. Turns out I am a dx'd Aspie.

6. Do you have a green thumb?

I could kill wax flowers.

7. If the DU Lounge became an Independant Country - what would you want to designate as our National Anthem.

Tomorrow Never Knows ("Turn off you mind, relax and flow downstream....)

8. If you had a magical wand and could make one person disappear and that includes all traces of their existance throughout history - who would you pick?

I'm with denninmi - Ronald Reagan.

9. What is the first TV show you ever remember watching on TV?

Probably JFK speaking at the 1960 Democratic convention. I was sick as a dog with summertime flu, but remember it vividly.

10. Why can't I be you?

Trust me, you wouldn't want to be. :hi:

[KamaAina]

7. Beatles. Listen to early Beatles, then later stuff

like the White Album, and you'll see what I mean. No disrespect to The King, though.

2. U.S. Out Of North America!

3. Buttered bagel. Yup.

4. New Orleans red beans and rice.

5. "I know plenny kine people Maui side!" (she had mentioned her desire to be married on Maui) Not only did it not work, the ensuing failure plunged me into a two-year tailspin. ANd she eventually got married, on the mainland. :cry:

6. No.

7. Tom Sawyer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7DFsBcVMDA :hide:

8. Adam. :evilgrin:

9. The Star-Spangled Banner. Seriesly, I used to stay up just to watch TV stations sign off. (young'uns, back before infomercials, stations actually used to sign off around 1 or 2 AM).

10. You're just not nerdy enough.

[Demoiselle]

8. Here goes..

1. Beatles
But I think maybe Elvis did help make R&B mainstream.

2. Help! I've been kidnapped by idiots.

3. Right now, toasted bagel with chive and onion cream cheese. Yes.

4. Moo's Chocolate Cake...best chocolate cake in the world, from a family pub near here. One of the secret ingredients is coffee.

5. It's been so long I can't remember.

6. God no.

7. You Can't Always Get What You Want. (I like the children's choir at the end.)

8. Adolf Hitler.

9. Sid Caesar , Your Show of Shows.

10. Oh please. Do you really want to be an angry middle-aged lady who shakes her fist at drivers on cellphones and yells at all news broadcasters, especially NPR?

[LynneSin]

9. Um, I already am

:crazy:

[Demoiselle]

10. That's why I love DU...And your posts!

[Demoiselle]

13. And another bond....Cowbell..

I love that Will Ferrell gif....and I have said many times (you can ask my musician son) that my favorite Beatles song is "Everybody's Got Something to Hide 'cept for Me and My Monkey."
BECAUSE it has ENOUGH cowbell!!! Really.

[aikoaiko]

11. :-)

1. Beatles only by default. Beatles were for old people and Elvis was for really old people.
2. I wish I were a baller, not a bagger.
3. A tart crisp Pink Lady.
4. Sea eel maki rolls
5. I want to have sex with so bad it hurts. It didn't work but I was going through an honest phase
6. No.
7. Eminence Front -- Its a put on.
8. Jesus. As someone who has done some social experiments I would be interested to see how things would have been different.
9. Felix the cat.
10. You're too nice a person.

[WinkyDink]

29. "Beatles were for old people "~~~OMG, this is completely a-historical, it isn't funny.

You've never seen the many videos of SCREAMING TEEN GIRLS AND BOYS??!!

[aikoaiko]

36. True, but the Beatles were already on the golden oldies station in the 1980s.

[Tikki]

12. These:

Beatles or Elvis - who did more to advance the genre of Rock & Roll. I believe Elvis is spelled Chuck Berry.

If you were a TeaBagger, what would your protest sign say? Move over a little more to the right…aahh nice.

What is the last thing you have eaten and was it tasty? Chips, yes.

I'm making a giant potluck dinner - what tasty food will you share with the lounge? Curried rice.

What is the worst pick-up line you have ever used and did it work? "Is that sauce too hot for your lips?" NO..blush

Do you have a green thumb? NO, but the renter on our property is a genius that way.

If the DU Lounge became an Independent Country - what would you want to designate as our National Anthem. 'Helium Bar'…by the Weirdos

If you had a magical wand and could make one person disappear and that includes all traces of their existence throughout history - who would you pick? Hitler

What is the first TV show you ever remember watching on TV? The Loretta Young Show

Why can't I be you? I have no Led Zeppelin in any queue.


Tikki

[geardaddy]

14. I'll play

1. Beatles. They had way more innovation than Elvis.
2. I has mine, fuk you.
3. Two turkey sausage and egg mini biscuits from Caribou Coffee. They were pretty good.
4. Potstickers
5. Nice shoes, let's fuck. No.
6. Yes.
7. Yakety Sax.
8. Prescott Bush.
9. Bonanza.
10. You don't play the bagpipes and you only have two kidneys.

[pokerfan]

15. |

1. The Beatles
2. Kill me now
3. Steamed seafood and rice, yes - I made it myself
4. Stuffed mushrooms
5. Don't you know me from somewhere? (gets a laugh sometimes)
6. No, I kill plants by just looking at them
7. Yakity Sax
8. Ronald Reagan
9. The Dick Van Dyke Show
10. Because then who would be you?

[geardaddy]

16. I see we'd like to have the same anthem.

:rofl:

[pokerfan]

18. I didn't even look at anyone else's before I posted mine

but yeah, I'm a big Yakity Sax fan: http://youtu.be/Zcq_xLi2NGo

and also Yakety Axe: http://youtu.be/smplqf0FYCk

It was either Yakety Sax or the Bugs Bunny Overture: http://youtu.be/F-t8PngHgWY

"Overture/curtain, lights/this is it/the night of nights..."

[Iggo]

17. Okay.

Beatles or Elvis - who did more to advance the genre of Rock & Roll?

Tough one. What Elvis did was hugely important. But if it wasn't him, it would have been somebody else. What The Beatles did was also huge, and they did more of it. And even though somebody else would've filled in eventually, it wouldn't have been the same. So I say The Beatles.

If you were a TeaBagger, what would your protest sign say?

"I can haz Moran?"

What is the last thing you have eaten and was it tasty?

Dos tacos de carne asada con todo. Yes.

I'm making a giant potluck dinner - what tasty food will you share with the lounge?

Duh. Carne Asada.

What is the worst pick-up line you have ever used and did it work?

"Mind if I try something?" Yes.

Do you have a green thumb?

Oh hell no.

If the DU Lounge became an Independant Country - what would you want to designate as our National Anthem.

We Will Rock You/ We Are The Champions.

If you had a magical wand and could make one person disappear and that includes all traces of their existance throughout history - who would you pick?

I wouldn't. I ain't messin' with the continuum.

What is the first TV show you ever remember watching on TV?

Dr. Kildaire, maybe?

Why can't I be you?

Oh, baby. You don't wanna be me.

[Chan790]

19. Answers:

1.)I'm going to say that both were artifice that lost the initial meanings and importance of the "black music" they were imitating. I can make an argument that many other people including but not limited to The Who and Eric Burdon did far more to progress Rock and Roll than either the Beatles or Elvis.

2.)I'm the 1%! (I'm really not...even if you meant my larger family, we're nearer the top of the 99% but having a million-dollar house and another 500K in assets isn't 1% territory.) I've noticed that the tea-scum lie a lot.

3.) I just realized I haven't eaten yet today...I had some mango Jarritos but that was it.

4.) Chili Mac.

5.) Hi cutie! You look sexually-frustrated, can I help? (Yes. That worked, even though we'd known each other since freshman year and I'd clearly blanked her name.)

6.) No.

7.) "My Country 'tis of thee" as played on a kazoo.

8.) My biological father.

9.) Sesame Street.

10.) You don't want to, trust me on that.

[pacalo]

20. Checking in...

Beatles or Elvis - who did more to advance the genre of Rock & Roll.

The Beatles brought on the British Invasion.

If you were a TeaBagger, what would your protest sign say?

"Ignernce Has Its Price"

What is the last thing you have eaten and was it tasty?

A bowl of assorted, chopped fruit & it was delicious.

I'm making a giant potluck dinner - what tasty food will you share with the lounge?

A large pot of chicken gumbo.

What is the worst pick-up line you have ever used and did it work?

Never used one myself, but the pick-up line that irritated me the most was "Wanna make the scene?" about 5 years after it went out of style.

Do you have a green thumb?

Not just no -- HELL no. I do admire those who do.

If the DU Lounge became an Independant Country - what would you want to designate as our National Anthem.

"We Are the World"

If you had a magical wand and could make one person disappear and that includes all traces of their existance throughout history - who would you pick?

George W. Bush

What is the first TV show you ever remember watching on TV?

Probably Captain Kangaroo.

Why can't I be you?

Because you are cool being you.

[OriginalGeek]

21. Hmmm

1. Elvis was big influence on Led Zeppelin so I pick him.
2. HEY! Wait...wut?
3. just had lunch at a south american cafe across the street. Asada Negro (which is basically a couple thick slabs of very lean round steak cooked all day in this black bean/brown sugar gravy), with black beans and rice and sweet plantains. Fuckin delicious. Everything was plastic fork tender. Never even unwrapped the knife.
4. Same thing I always do for those things: Asparagus in cream of mushroom soup baked with cheese and Durkee fried onions on top. I love it and if nobody else does, more for me! (Green beans doen the same way gets scarfed up too quickly - but this I get lots of lol)
5. I never was good at that sort of thing...I think even my wife talked to me before I had the nerve to talk to her...lol
6. My house is on every living plant's no-fly zone warning cables. I am not allowed to walk into a home improvement store through the garden section as a trail of death and destruction follow in my wake. The only thing I can't seem to kill is mold in my bathroom.
7. Anarchy in the DU (Although my idea of anarchy is more along the lines of Robert Heinlein's Martian anarchy - not so much "Fuck everyone - do what we want!" as everyone is so concerned about not offending their neighbor that everyone behaves and government isn't even needed.)
8. My stepfather.
9. Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. And I made sure my daughter watched it too.
10. I'm all for it. We can switch. Just don't ask too many questions after you get you back. I won't ask what you did as me. I won't get anything of yours pierced and I ask you do the same.



re: #8. IF you are FBI I have an alibi.

[LynneSin]

22. my answers

1. Beatles or Elvis - who did more to advance the genre of Rock & Roll. - I was never a big fan of the king but he was seems to be the bridge that helped bring that raw energy into mainstream radio. For that I am grateful
   
   
2. If you were a TeaBagger, what would your protest sign say? - I demand my right to arm bears!!!
   
   
3. What is the last thing you have eaten and was it tasty? I'm drinking a Strawberry Fruit Smoothie as I post this.
   
   
4. I'm making a giant potluck dinner - what tasty food will you share with the lounge? - I would make my famous Prune Spice Cake - it's yummy yummy good!
   
   
5. What is the worst pick-up line you have ever used and did it work? - Never really used a pickup line before unless you count "Can I buy you a drink" and a few times it worked when I was younger (yes as a girl I would use lines to pick up guys)
   
   
6. Do you have a green thumb? I wish I did but plants fear living in my realm. I think the only reason my cats have survived is they have the ability to annoy the bejesus out of me when I neglect them with food & water.
   
   
7. If the DU Lounge became an Independant Country - what would you want to designate as our National Anthem. "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin.
   
   
8. If you had a magical wand and could make one person disappear and that includes all traces of their existance throughout history - who would you pick? I want to pick Ronald Reagan because of all the harm he has done for 99% of this country but ultimately I'd have to pick either Hitler or Stalin since they just slaughtered people for shits & giggles.
   
   
9. What is the first TV show you ever remember watching on TV? Captain Kangaroo. I had a crush on Mr. Green Jeans.
   
   
10. Why can't I be you? I am me!
    

[ohiosmith]

23. Me! Me!

Beatles or Elvis - who did more to advance the genre of Rock & Roll. Elvis

If you were a TeaBagger, what would your protest sign say? Bite My Tea Bag

What is the last thing you have eaten and was it tasty? Protein shake with yogurt and bananas. Yes.

I'm making a giant potluck dinner - what tasty food will you share with the lounge? Slow cooker barbecued hot links served on potato buns topped with creamy cole slaw.

What is the worst pick-up line you have ever used and did it work? "I have a cold sore, before the night is over you'll have one too." No.

Do you have a green thumb? No.

If the DU Lounge became an Independent Country - what would you want to designate as our National Anthem. "Springtime For Hitler"

If you had a magical wand and could make one person disappear and that includes all traces of their existence throughout history - who would you pick? Whoever created Rap Music.

What is the first TV show you ever remember watching on TV? Howdy Doody.

Why can't I be you? You're too short.

[RedCloud]

25. My usual bizarre answers.

Beatles or Elvis - who did more to advance the genre of Rock & Roll?
The Moody Blues by conceding the site for the battle of the bands from London to the Beatles stomping grounds, which enabled the Beatles to supernova.

If you were a TeaBagger, what would your protest sign say?
Koch Brothers paid me $10 to tote this here sign. Go git one for you too.

What is the last thing you have eaten and was it tasty?
My birthday cake. It is still good!

I'm making a giant potluck dinner - what tasty food will you share with the lounge? DE drink. Should keep everybody's bones, hair and nails strong.

What is the worst pick-up line you have ever used and did it work?
Would you like to go out with me? It did!

Do you have a green thumb? Way more. DE works on plants too. Some of my "dwarf" fruit trees are over 20 feet tall.

If the DU Lounge became an Independant Country - what would you want to designate as our National Anthem. The song my avatar does...Hasta Siempre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEj7jnR--Dg

If you had a magical wand and could make one person disappear and that includes all traces of their existance throughout history - who would you pick? Some evil person from the future since sometimes people meet because of evil and have good kids such as how many Jews left due to Hitler and found soulmates elsewhere or Ghengis Khan has over 32,000,000 in his tree now.

What is the first TV show you ever remember watching on TV? Some Indian giving a test signal that lasted for hours before the cartoons came on.

Why can't I be you?
Did you ever know that I'm your hero? I'm everything you wish you could be. I kid. You can be me anytime just remember to fill up the old boiler every six hours or so.

[dawg]

26. My answers:

1. Beatles - Elvis was a great singer, but he was standing on the shoulders of giants. The Beatles made something new.

2. Take Are Country Back!

3. A piece of Jalepeno-Jack cheese.

4. I'll bring the cups and paper plates.

5. I don't think I've ever used a pickup line. Once I get back out there, I'm leaning towards, "Hi, I'm dawg. What's your name?"

6. I don't bother with plants. I'd probably kill them.

7. P-p-p-platypus song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gM5TjSOQ48ng.

8. Genghis Kahn - Who knows what all that man destroyed.

9. The Beverly Hillbillies

10. Boys Don't Cry

[sarge43]

27. OK

1. Beatles

2. I'm hear with stupid. (Obligatory that at least one word on a teabagger's sign be spelled wrong)

3. Salmon, rice, green beans. Very tasty

4. Chili (who doesn't like chili?)

5. Stop by the CBPO and I'll update your 241. Yes

6. Yes

7. All Night Along

8. That's easy. George W. Bush

9. Gene Autry Show

10. You haven't thought that though, have you?

[WinkyDink]

28. 1. BEATLES! Elvis was derivative (but great!)! 2. "NO NEW TAXIS". 3. Bread & butter; yes!

4. Poached salmon.

5. n/a

6. Not really, but I persevere with herbs!

7. "Sherry." (Not my name!)

8. The Big AH. (Die Grosse AH)

9. Kukla, Fran, and Ollie (User name notwithstanding!)

10. Well, aside from that Time-Space thingy, it's that you're lucky! :-)

[nolabear]

30. Okey dokey

1. Beatles. They were wicked smaht. R&R should be wicked smaht.
2. Teabaggers For Schweddy Balls
3. Chocolate. What do you think?
4. Lamb tagine with preserved lemons
5. I don’t think I’ve ever used one.
6. Yeah, I do.
7. Bohemian Rhapsody. Best group sing ever!
8. I have to take the easy way out and say Hitler.
9. Either Captain Kangaroo or The Twilight Zone. I was a well rounded, terrified child.
10. 2bme or not 2beme, is that the question?

[femmocrat]

31. My answers:

1. Beatles or Elvis - who did more to advance the genre of Rock & Roll. Elvis. He was there for the birth of R&R.

2. If you were a TeaBagger, what would your protest sign say? Take R County Back

3. What is the last thing you have eaten and was it tasty? Yes. Pierogies and kielbassa.

4. I'm making a giant potluck dinner - what tasty food will you share with the lounge? Pie.

5. What is the worst pick-up line you have ever used and did it work? N/A

6. Do you have a green thumb? Yes, I do! :)

7. If the DU Lounge became an Independent Country - what would you want to designate as our National Anthem. "Margaritaville"

8. If you had a magical wand and could make one person disappear and that includes all traces of their existence throughout history - who would you pick? reagan for soooo many reasons. Plus, I'm sure that others will choose the other evil basturds.

9. What is the first TV show you ever remember watching on TV? "Howdy Doody"

10. Why can't I be you? You wouldn't want to. "I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together" . . . .

[struggle4progress]

32. .

1. Never heard of Elvis
2. Once again, I'm surrounded by idiots
3. Just had some ham and beans with jalapeno. It was OK.
4. Maybe I'll make some sour cream enchiladas and some pico de gallo
5. Hey! I think maybe I'm a lesbian too
6. No, I do the "Darwinian garden" thingy where the fit survive
7. Anything that sounds good when played on the kazoo
8. The Wicked Witch Of The West
9. I can't remember
10. Because I don't have a penguin

[LynneSin]

35. Wicked Witch of the West? How would that impact society

:shrug:

[Sportsguy]

33. OK, I'll Try . . .

1. Elvis
2. Beer Me
3. honeycrisp apple, yes it was good
4. Fresh, hot, sweet, crunchy & fruity hot apple crisp, right out of the oven, with a scoop of French vanilla ice cream on top
5. COuld I have your number? Yeah, it actually worked.
6. No, my thumb is so black, plastic plants die at my house!
7. We are the world.
8. Hitler
9. Dick Van Dyke
10. Because I said so

[Rowdyboy]

34. Sounds like fun....gonna answer before reading anyone elses answers to avoid influence....

01. Elvis-he incorporated R&B, country, gospel and pop and it became rock and roll
02. OWS=Obama Wants Socialism!
03. Mixed grill with flour tortillas from our local Mexican restaurant and it was excellent!
04. Spinach Madeline-very easy to make, cheesy and you never take any home from the dinner.
05. "I despise that sonovabitch too". Jumped in a conversation about Sen John Tower in 1989.
22 years later he and I are still together.
06. Yes. Big ass garden with asparagus, muscadine grape arbor etc.
07. Sister Sledge "We are Family"
08. Bishop Diego de Landa, 16th century Spanish churchman who destroyed Mayan codexes and was
noted for his excessive cruelty to the native populations
09. The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis
10. Because my qualifications to be a gay male southerner are better than yours.

[LeftishBrit]

37. OK, I'll have a go...

Beatles or Elvis? Beatles.

If you were a TeaBagger, what would your protest sign say? 'If I Only Had a Brain'

What is the last thing you have eaten and was it tasty? Cottage cheese on toast. Yes.

I'm making a giant potluck dinner - what tasty food will you share with the lounge? Chocolate cake.

What is the worst pick-up line you have ever used and did it work? Can't remember the worst I've used; but the worst used with me was when I told a fellow-student's friend that I was interested in young children's rhymes and chants, and got the reply, 'Ah, if you are a poet, you must be romaaaaantic'. It didn't work!

Do you have a green thumb? No; if Herbicide were a legal offence, I'd be doing life by now.

If the DU Lounge became an Independant Country - what would you want to designate as our National Anthem. The folk song 'The Prickly Bush', especially the last verse: 'Oh the prickly bush/ It pierced my heart full sore/ And now that I've got away from that bush/ I'll never be caught any more!'

If you had a magical wand and could make one person disappear and that includes all traces of their existance throughout history - who would you pick? Hitler, I suppose; though that wouldn't end the evils perpetrated pre-1930s.

What is the first TV show you ever remember watching on TV? Watch With Mother, when I was about 4.

Why can't I be you? Why would you want to?

[ScreamingMeemie]

38. Okay...been awhile since I've seen one of these

1. Elvis---even though people want it to be the Beatles

2. Wait...what???

3. Leftover lasagna and it was

4. Fried green tomatoes. I'm told, by Southerners that I make them the best, even if I am a damned Yankee.

5. "Wanna see pictures of my little girl?"...it did, MrG wanted to, we ended up married...so yeah...it worked, for awhile.

6. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...The dead cypress in my back yard says no.

7. I am not here enough anymore to be charged with that awesome responsibility.

8. Adolf Hitler

9. Remember? I think "I Dream of Jeanie"

10. Because I would not wish this type of emotional and physical pain and grief on anyone. Not even an enemy. My own enemies should be happy about that one.

[Bucky]

39. #1. Elvis. The Beatles--and please don't shoot me--probably had a bigging impact on pop

2. If I were a TeaBagger, my sign would say, "I'm not racist... unless you mean 'The Human Race'."

3. I'm eating a ham-&-cucumber sandwich right noie and it's damned yummy.

4. For the giant potluck dinner, I'm bringing the steamed artichoke and my signature creamy red wine dip for it.

5. I was too drunk to recall those bad pick-up lines from my sordid past. But I am still a virgin.

6. No, but I have two scratched up shins from walking thru thorny thickets while lost in the woods last weekend.

7. If the DU Lounge became an Independant Country, our National Anthem would be "Celebrate for Life" by Cool And The Gang.

8. If I had a magical wand I qould make Plato disappear. Only Aristotle's philosophy would reign supreme.
9. The first TV I remember is Romper Room, but I wish it was Clutch Cargo.

10. You can't be me cause you wouldn't have the balls.

[underpants]

40. Beatles. Danm! no spell check on the Sharpie. Subway-eh (soccer practice)

mac n cheese
"Hi" yes and no
I turn the dirt - my wife grows the stuff
"Hair of the Dog" by Navareth. Now you're messin' with a SON OF A BITCH ...Now you're messin with SON OF A BITCH
Rove
Donahue - it was a local Cincinnati show
Because our poetry would mix and the music would be too powerful for the masses to stand

[TheCentepedeShoes]

41. OK

1) Beatles
2) Down with Liptons, up with PG Tips
3) small piece of Swiss cheese, yes
4) need to bring something to the company food day tomorrow, got a peach/praline pie
5) OMG, it can't be all that bad
6) Wish
7) Something Sousa??
8) no one
9) we got or first TV in 1954 and I don't recall
10) just cause

[Little Star]

42. Here ya go...

1. Elvis
2. I. M. not too bright
3. Steamers while up on the coast of Maine
4. Pork Chop Casserole
5. Hi. Sometimes
6. Only if I dip it in green paint
7. Wasted Days & Wasted Nights by Freddy Fender
8. Hitler
9. “Bride and Groom” My aunt who babysat me watched it in between her soap operas and I was suppose to be taking a nap.
It was the first reality show on tv. Here is a link: http://www.tvparty.com/50bride.html
10. Some days I wish you could.