Zimbabwean man claims prostitute turned to donkey: report

[onager]

And members of the religious right all over America are filing this story for future legal defense reference...

A Zimbabwean man has told a court that he hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey, and that he is now "seriously in love" with the animal, state media said Wednesday.

"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey," Sunday Moyo told the court, according to The Herald newspaper.

Moyo, 28, was arrested in the town of Zvishavane, about 300 kilometres (185 miles) south of the capital Harare on Sunday. He said he had paid $25 for a prostitute, and was surprised Sunday morning when he heard people accusing him of having sex with a donkey.

Moyo has been charged with bestiality. The court has ordered him to undergo a mental examination, The Herald said.

http://news.yahoo.com/zimbabwean-man-claims-prostitute-turned-donkey-report-161016208.html

[KamaAina]

1. What an ass.

:evilgrin:

[KamaAina]

2. He paid $25 for a prostitute? In Zimbabwe?

He's probably lucky he ended up with the donkey.

[RedCloud]

3. He could have had lots of "donkeys" at the "burrito" bar.

maybe even six for a dollar.

[mysuzuki2]

4. Don't make fun guys!

It's not like the same thing hasn't happened to you.

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

5. Is he a republican? They just try to screw Dems any chance they get.

[dimbear]

6. There's a very famous Spanish classic about this sort of forbidden love.

Donkey Hotty.

[krispos42]

7. Those must have been some awsome beer goggles! n/t

[edbermac]

8. When he said he wanted a piece of ass he wasn't kidding.

:rofl:

[Enrique]

9. i love the stock footage image in this news story

very helpful in understanding the story :thumbsup:

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/oPuBuSmH4WR7Sh6acAWBDA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Y2g9NDk4O2NyPTE7Y3c9NzQ0O2R4PTA7ZHk9MDtmaT11bGNyb3A7aD0xMjg7cT04NTt3PTE5MA--/

A donkey is seen on a ranch in Texas on October 6.

[Deep13]

11. Wow, they really DO exist! nt

[Deep13]

10. I wonder who will play the man in the made-for-TV film Not Without My Donkey.

So I sing you to sleep after the assin'.

Serious, nice to know that the authorities are considering that it might be mental illness.

[riderinthestorm]

12. Just when you think you've heard everything! nt