Need help from a select few.....

[fNord]

I wish to canonize the Late Grateful Jerry Garcia of the Grateful Dead as a Discordian saint, however I lack what I feel as the proper love, understanding, and respect for this man. I am familiar with much of The Dead's music, as well as many of the cultural changes that Jerry help to make happen, but I don't think I know or love him as much as I need to to preform this act.

Now, I have canonized saints in the past in the name of our lady such as; St. Christopher, whom the Catholics have dropped from they're ranks (allthough the Rastafarians did NOT,) St. Wang (the only name ((Wang Weilin)) currently attributed with the man who stood up to the tanks in Tienanmen Square,) and of course St. Fuck, because I believed that an entity as powerful, versatile, and widely used as the word fuck deserved that kind of respect.

But this one is not for ME to do.


So, if there are any Discoridans (or anyone else, for that matter,) who feels the need to take up this task, please do. And for St. Fuck's sake, please let me know about it.


Thanks and apologies,


Dean Omicron the Fortuitous, K.T.S.C., K.S.C., S.E.L.F.

[LiberalEsto]

1. I am not a Dioscordian but I once had breakfast with him

and his wife. We shared a table in a motel dining room in Pennsylvania in 1970. He had scrambled eggs.

I hope this helps.