How cheap are you?

[rrneck]

I'm so tight I squeak when I walk.

I can squeeze a nickel so hard the Indian will be riding the Buffalo.

[HopeHoops]

1. I'm so cheap that I piss in my empty beer bottle or a free refill.

[petronius]

5. Game over! There's just no reason to continue the thread after this clear winner...

:beer: :rofl:

[LiberalEsto]

2. I'm so cheap I wash and re-use the toilet paper

At least three times per sheet.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. I so cheap i abrevi8 so my keybord'll last lnger. n/t

[cloudbase]

4. I'm tighter than

a nun's vagina.

[rrneck]

8. Damn. You're tighter'n Dick's hatband. nt

[Darth_Kitten]

6. I'm not.....

I like buying nice things. :evilgrin:

[panader0]

7. My buddy Greg is so tight

that when he pulls a one dollar bill out of his wallet, George Washington has to wear sunglasses.

[bluesbassman]

9. I may be cheap...

But I ain't easy. :P

[Hassin Bin Sober]

10. I throw money around like sewer covers.

[NightWatcher]

11. so cheap that I only tip the chauffeur half of a regular paycheck for his Christmas bonus

[SOteric]

12. I'm reasonably priced.

Considering I'm Top-End, State-of-the-Art, Quality Merchandise. :hi: