simple simon

[Kali]

Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man,
‘What have you got there?’
Said the pie man unto Simon,
‘Pies, you dumb ass’ !!

[Dystopian]

1. Noooooooooo.....

Kali! :o

The dumb ass was peddling his wares!!!!
And he had a gun.
Can you imagine peddling wares while packing?
Scary stuff...
Good grief!



:hi:
:loveya:




peace~

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Probably not but, thanks to me... now you can BOTH picture a man...

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...paddling without his " 'wears " while packing (his face)
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No, no, no!!!
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You're quite welcome!!!
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[Dystopian]

6. Oh no!

MFM...:hug:

Why thank you!

That cracked me up....
But....where are your oars? :P

Nice to see you....even like that!



peace~

[Dystopian]

2. The Owl and the Pussycat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klhOLwtlKiM

The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!'


Pussy said to the Owl, 'You elegant fowl!
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?'
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.


'Dear pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?' Said the Piggy, 'I will.'
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.

There's just something about a bong tree and runcible spoon...


peace~

[nolabear]

4. I've loved this since I was little. Thanks.

[Dystopian]

5. Sweet...

nolabear:hug:
You are very welcome...
I loved it too....I still do.
When my children were little, a door-to-door college kid was selling books...
I bought a huge book of nursery rhymes and read it over and over to them.
It brings back so many memories...



peace~

[rrneck]

7. Must...not....post...

Andrew Dice Clay routine..