Kim Kardashian 'filing for divorce from Kris Humphries today'

[LynneSin]

http://www.digitalspy.com/celebrity/news/a348420/kim-kardashian-filing-for-divorce-from-kris-humphries-today.html

Kim Kardashian 'filing for divorce from Kris Humphries today'

Kim Kardashian will file for divorce from husband Kris Humphries today (October 31), it has been announced.

Sources close to Kardashian claim that she will cite "irreconcilable differences" in court documents to be filed in Los Angeles, reports TMZ.

The filings apparently list the date of separation as today.

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An insider has claimed that one major reason why the couple split is that they couldn't decide where to live following their wedding. Humphries reportedly wanted to move to his home state of Minnesota, while Kardashian hoped to settle down near her family in LA.

Wowza, that didn't take long now did it?

And Conservative idiots blame the gays for the breakdown of Marriage today.

:eyes:

[Raven]

1. Imagine how many hungry kids that wedding $ would have fed. :-(

[Maccagirl]

23. Yes, she can watch the wedding video over and over and over

to remember her "special day" with whats-his-name. I bet mama and step-dad are pissed about the jack they spent on their little princess.

[petronius]

25. Wasn't there a big TV wedding special? I bet it's the other way around - mom and dad

didn't spend anything, and they all made out like bandits...

[LanternWaste]

39. I think the cost of my parents wedding would have fed thirteen people

I think the cost of my parents wedding would have fed thirteen people. Obviously, my parents did not care about other poor people...

[Richardo]

2. ...and not a single fuck was given that day.

:boring:

Really, the subject of where they were going to LIVE never came up before the ceremony? These douchebags give douchebags a bad name.

[EOTE]

11. Correction, I gave a good, solid half a fuck that day.

Well, maybe it was closer to a quarter of a fuck, but it was definitely more than a fifth a fuck. I'm sure there are at least 3 others who gave similar percentages of a fuck, so I wouldn't doubt if an entire fuck was given that day.

[SwampG8r]

34. actually that day i gave a complete fuck

i just gave it to mrs swampg8r

[NoGOPZone]

3. Whoever had 72 days in the marriage pool, collect your money now.

[Recovered Repug]

20. I had 90-104 days.

I'm more than a little disappointed.

[HappyMe]

4. I'm not surprised.

I caught bits & pieces of the big wedding show. He seemed like a down to earth, genuinely nice guy. She's way more of a diva/princess than I thought. She kind of made fun of Minnesota, and said something about keeping her posh lifestyle. He never had a chance.

[LynneSin]

7. I've read where it was mostly a publicity stunt to begin with. Her PR had approached several NBA...

players. She was looking for someone to marry.

I'm not sure why this woman is famous but if the fell off the face of the earth I know many would not miss her.

[WinkyDink]

8. All PR, but you'd think they could milk it a bit longer! No televised Sturm und Drang!

[HappyMe]

14. The fact that it's all a big PR

stunt is (to me) truly weird and sad.

[progressoid]

17. Well, there might be a couple reasons why she's famous

Here's one or two:




And then there is the sex tape.

Plus the nonstop narcissism and self-promotion.

[Skittles]

30. she's famous for three reasons

1) daddy pimped to get a double murderer off
2) she did a sex tape
3) she has a big ass

[geardaddy]

5. He wanted to move to MN

and she said this, "I live in a different world," Kardashian said to Humphries. "I was definitely raised in a different world than like -- yeehaw! -- Minnesota. And that's fine."


http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2011/10/kim_kardashian_wedding_kris_humphries_yeehaw_minnesota.php

[gratuitous]

6. This is just heart-breaking!

What can we do to help these crazy kids? True love like this doesn't come along every day! Who, oh who, will stand up for this plucky couple and help them through this rough patch? Herman Cain, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

[Richardo]

15. !!

:rofl: Well played! :patriot:

[trof]

22. Yeah, I'm devastated.

<yawn>

[gratuitous]

24. Courage, trof

We're all in this together.

[trof]

26. Small comfort when your entire life is up-ended.

But thanks for the consolation.
:rofl:

[KamaAina]

9. Yes! She's single!!!!

:bounce: :party: :woohoo: :bounce: :party: :woohoo: :bounce: :party: :woohoo: :bounce: :party: :woohoo: :bounce: :party: :woohoo: :bounce: :party: :woohoo: :bounce: :party: :woohoo: :bounce: :party: :woohoo: :bounce: :party: :woohoo: :bounce: :party: :woohoo: :bounce: :party: :woohoo: :bounce: :party: :woohoo: :bounce: :party: :woohoo: :bounce: :party: :woohoo:

:sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

10. Now that's a pisser.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

44. Just in case you thought that no one caught the reference...

:rofl:

:toast:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

50. Whew. I was starting to worry about this place.

;)

[frogmarch]

12. She's up for grabs again,

sounds like. :eyes:

[Angry Dragon]

13. always was

[edbermac]

16. Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

I'll be right back, I'm off to the pharmacy for a refill of my medication. I can't take this anymore. :crazy:

[Hotler]

18. Skank! n/t

[Arugula Latte]

19. At least they upheld the sanctity of hetero marriage!

:sarcasm:

[kedrys]

33. Funny, George Takei twittered that earlier this evening

"Another example of how same-sex marriage is destroying the sanctity of the very institution."

Oh my. :P

[onehandle]

21. Maybe she's gay?

Or just a female douchebag.

Is there a word for a female douchebag?

I'm just going to call female douchebags 'Kardashians' from now on.

[HughBeaumont]

43. A Baguette?

:)

[pokerfan]

27. 72 days of wedded bliss?

I still think the wedding cake looked like some sort of sex toy.

[progressoid]

32. Yeah, that cake is...

ummm...:blush:

[whistler162]

28. Surprised she didn't have him committed... moving to

Minnesota just before winter from LA...NUTZ!!!!!

[UTUSN]

29. Bwah-ha-HAH!1 Congrats to HIM!1 May her search for Mr Big just take her aWAY!1 n/t

[Starbucks Anarchist]

31. It's the most work she's done in years.

[Initech]

35. This is proof that even rich and famous people can be total losers.

[lg59kis]

36. meh, who didn't see this coming?

[Recovered Repug]

37. KK is getting a divorce

and McDonald's is bringing back the McRib. Coincidence? I think not.

[LynneSin]

38. UPDATE: Reason - he wanted to move to Minnesota and she didn't

Seriously, these two couldn't figure out 'where we will live' BEFORE the wedding?

[HappyMe]

40. One would think.

Wonder if she will give back that $2mil ring she got.

[LynneSin]

41. My guess is either the ring was donated for the publicity or she bought it herself

Because she has way more money they he does.

[HappyMe]

42. I kind of hope the whole thing

blows up in her face. It's not like she needed any publicity.

[no_hypocrisy]

47. Kim and Kourtney Konquer Duluth

No, I guess it wouldn't get the ratings on cable . . . .

[HappyMe]

49. Maybe it would.

I may just tune in to watch the good people of Duluth ignore the pair of them!

[ellisonz]

45. Minnesota is better than Delaware!

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

48. HEY! We have tax free shopping AND Dogfish Head Beer

you can keep Minnesota! Who wants a bunch of frozen lakes and funny talking people?

:hide:

[geardaddy]

51. Why I oughta...

[cherish44]

46. This is why I hate reality tv

The waste, the fakery, the idolizing of talentless, shallow, vapid idiots. I read she's going to donate her wedding gifts to a charity...how about doing the right thing and sending the gifts back along with an apology for wasting time, energy and resources on that pretentious farce of a wedding....