My dog wants to attack the trick or treaters.

[undeterred]

He thinks they are little monsters coming to break in the house...

[Skittles]

1. he's doing his job!!!

yes INDEED

[undeterred]

3. they are scared of him when he barks and run back away

Yay more candy for me!

[Skittles]

4. they are supposed to be scared on Halloween

yes INDEED :D

[Major Nikon]

5. My dog would scare the shit out of them

He isn't all that big or ferocious, but you wouldn't know it hearing his bark. He's currently banished to the back bedroom.

[Skittles]

7. LOL

:D

[Gidney N Cloyd]

2. Mine wants to kiss them.

Every stranger's just a tummy rub he hasn't had yet.

[Skittles]

8. so essentially he's a 'ho

yes INDEED :D

[Ohio Joe]

6. Is that not why people get dogs?

heh :D

[undeterred]

9. to frighten the neighborhood children, yes

[UTUSN]

10. I'd say to him: "That's a plan!1" n/t

[Shagbark Hickory]

11. To keep the dogs from running out the door or barking I normally distribute candy from an open windo

the upstairs window where i can sit in comfort on the computer and when someone comes over I just toss the candy out the window. It's fun for them and I don't have to get off my ass and the dogs are cool with it too.