GENIUS marketing!!! Zombies. Can't. Swim.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[kayakjohnny]

1. Great!

Love it!

:rofl:

[taterguy]

2. What happens when your boat runs out of gas?

Or do you have to get a boat with a nuclear reactor so you never have to go to shore?

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Um...

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... gee, you've got a point.
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And certainly nobody will ever accuse YOU of being a Luddite.
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And as a pre-emptive strike against your possible "no wind" response:
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[Deep13]

7. Zombies can't row. nt

[trof]

4. WHO SAYS zombies can't swim?

I bet the zombies are putting that word out.

"Oh no...we can't swim. Really. Can't swim a stroke. Get in a boat and you'll be perfectly safe."
:evilgrin:

Yeah, right.
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[Deep13]

8. No breathing means no lungs filled with air...

...which means they'll sink.

UNLESS they are filled with putrid gases in which gas, they float, but not necessarily swim.

[MrScorpio]

5. True. They don't swim….

They just shamble underwater without any need for air

Just pray that fish eat them first before they get to where they're going

[warrior1]

6. they swam

in Resident Evil: After Life and other films.