Please review the new Lounge Help Desk Hours.....

[LynneSin]

[kentauros]

1. Is that AM or PM?

:P

[LynneSin]

11. You wake me up while I'm sleeping you'll no longer post in my lounge!!!

:pals:

[kentauros]

12. Or I could post lounge-threads in GD

and get around that rule when they're moved here :P

[Chellee]

14. Yes.

nt

[kentauros]

15. There's always one!

:P

Welcome to The Lounge, where the extremists are fringe-like :hi:

[Shagbark Hickory]

2. I could've sworn I just saw this somewhere. Deja Vu

[kentauros]

3. That other one was for the

Lounge Sperm Bank and Bachelor Pad hours.

[pacalo]

4. Damn. Who's in charge of the help desk?!

[kentauros]

5. CaliforniaPeggy

:evilgrin:

[trof]

6. Crap. Now I'll have to wait until next week.

I'll be out of town tomorrow.
:-(

[struggle4progress]

7. Help Desk Rules

(1) Help desk hours are posted only as suggestions. YMMV
(2) Bring some kitty pics: our staff mostly comes here for the kitty pics
(3) Lost? Let me warn you about the expensive tollbooths in Delaware
(4) If you're hungry, you probably need the Cooking and Baking help desk
(5) No, I don't know where the Cooking and Baking help desk is: Google is your friend
(6) This space left blank intentionally

[kentauros]

8. (3) addendum a.1:

Still lost? If there are flames lapping around the edges to the entrance, then that's GD. However, it could also be GD: P, LBN, the Gungeon, September 11th, or R/T.

[struggle4progress]

9. "How can I tell which DU forum I'm in?" would be a great flowchart!

[kentauros]

10. There's a fansite where I'm a long-time member

and sometimes I wish I could pull some members aside and graphically depict the order of the forums for them. They don't seem to understand the concept of subject-specific forums, and just post wherever they happen to find themselves. I'd get banned for sure if I created a flowchart for them! :P

So, anyone got a copy of Visio and want to make up a DU flowchart of forums? :D

[madinmaryland]

13. CALL YOUR HELP DESK, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!1!! SERIESLY.

[kentauros]

16. (Ring-Ring!)

Help Desk? Where do I find narwhals?

[LynneSin]

17. My peguins GNAWED yer *#)^%)#($*)$ )#($)*#$#)&% Narwhals. And whatever happened to Yaks?

Yaks use to be the big thing in the Lounge

[kentauros]

24. Narwhals have a really cool theme song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc

This is what penguins have:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hdDKxfrAbs

:P

(There appears to be no yak-theme-song in existence.)

[meegbear]

18. IT'S OPEN!!!

:woohoo:

[LynneSin]

19. Make it snappy - I'm heading out for my coffee break now

m'kay!

[NightWatcher]

20. Quick, let's get some help before the window is closed again

[LynneSin]

21. Step right up!

[NightWatcher]

22. ya got change for a $50?

ah heck, keep it. This may take a while.

I woke up this morning and everything in my house had been stolen and replaced with exact copies of the original items, except they were all moved to the left by about half an inch.

[LynneSin]

23. I need your jacket size please

[RedCloud]

25. 47 minutes to go... Can we get some cozy lounge chairs?