Ok the DU help desk is OPEN!! Step right up and get yer help here!!!

[LynneSin]

Mind you we close at 2pm and I do take a lunch break.

[madinmaryland]

1. A tollbooth, Lucy. Really. How sad.

:P

[LynneSin]

2. for you that's $5million dollars

And instead of Psychiatric help we'll just role out the electroshock treatments. THat'll cure you of your obsession for Tollbooths and the Dallas Cowsissies.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. ever seen a left handed can opener?

ever seen anyone use a left handed can opener?

do you have any recommendations for a brand of left handed can opener?

[LynneSin]

4. Didn't the Nuns beat you into submission until you used your right hand??

Well until that takes you can buy this:

http://www.amazon.com/Left-handed-Can-Opener-Black-Handles/dp/B005OO37RK/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1320247510&sr=8-3

[MiddleFingerMom]

12. By the time I went to school in the 60's, the nuns had stopped doing that...

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...although it must have still been a custom in Germany for
much longer -- as during the early-to-mid 70's, if I had to
write something in public, people would gather around and
point and look.
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Dory Previn
"Left Hand Lost"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9df2o1qzKw
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[geardaddy]

5. Why does Lucy look like Charlie Brown in drag?

[LynneSin]

6. Why does Charlie Brown look like Lucy in Drag? That'll be 5 cents please

:D

[geardaddy]

7. Do you have change for a dollar?

[LynneSin]

8. No but for you I'll only charge you $1 instead

:D

[geardaddy]

9. lol

[kayakjohnny]

10. Someone removed the yellow ribbon magnets from my behemoth suv.

I was wondering if you happened to know anything about it.

Thanks.

[LynneSin]

13. Just get in your behomoth SUV and drive it off a cliff - 5 cents please!

This is so easy

[MrCoffee]

11. It hurts when I do this...

Can you help?

[LynneSin]

14. Then don't do that - 5 cents please

:D

[kayakjohnny]

15. Will you please add sound to your cowbell. And also full-screen it for us?

And make it so it never stops.

Thanks.

[LynneSin]

17. Here you go!

[BlueIris]

16. I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle! nt

[LynneSin]

18. Sorry we're closed....