Study: Alcohol Is “More Than Twice As Harmful As Cannibals”

[raccoon]

At first I read it that way!

Don't know if I'm allowed to do a sort-of copycat thread from another forum. But I thought I'd try.

[HappyMe]

1. That's an eye opener, for sure.

Contact the authorities and request a study on "How Harmful are Cannibals on Alcohol?"

[Withywindle]

2. Most cannibals drink, too.

Everyone knows you need a nice Chianti with human liver.

[progressoid]

3. What about drunk Cannibals?

:yoiks:

[HopeHoops]

4. Cannibals don't eat clows - they taste funny.