My pipes are currently whistling. If I just take a wrench and knock them that should fix it eh?

[applegrove]

[bluesbassman]

1. I find Beano usually helps.

:P

[applegrove]

2. LOL!

[sakabatou]

3. My pipes fart.

I'm not kidding. The pipes in my house sound like they're farting.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. People who blame their poor innocent "pipes" for their farts...

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[marzipanni]

5. I think that must be a barking bumble bee with socks

but no wings. Spiders have 8 legs. ;)

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. Two are in the back where you can't see them...

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[dimbear]

6. Your best bet is to teach them the words. n/t

[TreasonousBastard]

8. A wrench is too small-- I'd use a sledgehammer.