why did the chicken cross the road?

[datasuspect]

because it probably saw something that resembled a bug or some other food item.

chickens don't have the power of rational thought and cannot be expected to make sound decisions.

[alphafemale]

1. To die. In the rain.

Well...according to Hemingway...anyway.

[provis99]

2. exactly. It just crossed to get to the other side.

[HopeHoops]

3. Because it was stapled to a dead baby.

[Major Nikon]

5. How did the dead baby walk across the road?

[HopeHoops]

6. Stapled to a chicken.

Which came first, the chicken or the dead baby?

[Major Nikon]

7. Seems like that would throw the CG of the bird all out of whack

Think about it. 8 pound baby with 8 pound chicken trying to balance on two skinny legs placed very close together amidships.

The math says it won't work.

[HopeHoops]

8. Neither does a naked blonde walking into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 3' salami under the

other. I STILL haven't found a conclusion to that joke (if there is one). The last of it is "The bartender says, 'so, I guess you won't be needing a drink'. The naked blonde says..." and that's when John Bender falls through the ceiling tiles.

[Major Nikon]

9. There is an end

Naked blonde says, "I'll have a salty dog, and make it a double."

Bartender says, "Looks like you already did."

None of this gets us closer to answering the question about the fucking chicken.

So, you're saying the question can't be answered with physics, like the bumblebee and the frisbee?

[HopeHoops]

10. Everything, including cats and SPAM is a manifestation of the underlying Velveeta.

[nolabear]

11. LOL! I read "...and that's when John Boehner..."

That's a joke if ever I've heard one.

[trof]

14. 8 lb. CHICKEN?

That's one MONSTER chicken.
;-)

[Major Nikon]

15. You ever try to get an 8lb baby across the road with a 3lb chicken?

[zabet]

4. To prove

to the possum that it COULD be done.

[trof]

12. To hold his pants up.

No, wait...that's 'Why does a fireman wear red suspenders?'
nevermind

[RedCloud]

13. She thought it was a Catholic road?