a duck walks into a bar . . .

[datasuspect]

but gets shooed away because it is a violation of the municipal sanitation code to have non service animals in any public bar or restaurant.

[dimbear]

1. Um.....he climbs on the barstool and the bartender tells him to get down?

One of the great puzzlers is of course why Donald Duck cannot fly, but Daffy Duck can. As Sherlock Holmes would have said, a two sixpack problem.

[trof]

2. Donald was grounded due to a medical condition.

Little known fact: He's color blind.
;-)

[dimbear]

3. This part of the universe is even more compicated if you watch "Sitting Ducks."

Ducks cannot fly, but crows can. Ducks cannot fly for an unknown reason which obsesses some of them.

Not a bad series, BTW. If you like CG.