Why can't scientist breed a cat with a seal?

[LynneSin]

Wouldn't that make a cute pet - a cat that has flippers instead of paws.

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

1. Seals bark hence they are dogs...

and will never allow themselves to be crossed with cats.

[Liberal Veteran]

2. But it would be just as likely you'd get a seal that sprays and has claws.....

...and refuses to do tricks.

[LynneSin]

3. I'd just toss those in the sewer so I wouldn't have to deal with em!

:hide:

[Liberal Veteran]

4. That wouldn't work....cats are great at finding their way back.

And then you'd have all these feral sealcats wiping out the song fish population.

[LynneSin]

8. We'd just cross a Walrus with a Dog - that problem would be solved

Do you not know how to think outside the box?

:rofl:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. lol

:)

[HopeHoops]

5. Cats act seally enough already.

[RedCloud]

6. It's illegal. Killer whales will then scour the land looking for those tasty treats.

[LynneSin]

7. Only if scientists cross Killer Whales with Grizzley Bears

:scared:

[whistler162]

10. First a seat would be afraid of water which wouldnt be good...

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. Sometimes I fucking scare myself. Other times I wanna jump up n kiss mahseff GOODGOD!!!!!

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[Bucky]

12. Do you mean the animal seal, or the kind of seal that stops up a drain pipe from leaking

or do you mean a Navy Seal. I bet a Navy Seal could breed with a cat.

[Xipe Totec]

13. Where would you put the seal, and what would you seal with it? nt

[dimbear]

14. There was work on really hard crossbreeds in the Soviet Union.

The most questionable were the simian/human crossbreeds. Those were ethically iffy.

It would be easier to cross seals with pigs. They're more closely related. Or with hippos.

[Major Nikon]

15. Not as much fun though

(so I've been told)