Please check in here if you have not been molested by Hermain Cain

[LynneSin]

I'm guessing that list might be shorter than those who have.

[OriginalGeek]

1. Sadly, checking in...

but my fingers are crossed!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. Thank goodness, NO!

I don't want any man doing that to me!

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[KamaAina]

3. Nope.

Not yet, anyway.

[liberaltrucker]

4. I feel molested every time I see his mug on the teevee

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[MiddleFingerMom]

5. What am I... chopped fucking liver?!?!?!?

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[RedCloud]

6. You mean outside the NRA? Or including?

[amyrose2712]

7. FTW!

[trof]

8. I think he may be the guy with the 'wide stance' in the stall next to me

at DCA.
Does that count?

[Denninmi]

9. Nah, I wouldn't let him.

I'm still holding out for Herr Governator Gropenfuhrer.

:rofl:

[krispos42]

10. I'm scheduled for December 9th at 4:15pm in the men's room of Webster Bank Arena...

...by section 107.

[LynneSin]

13. I'm glad to see you plan ahead

That's important these days because I'm sure Cain has a busy groping schedule!

[krispos42]

15. He told me to bring my own rubber gloves.

And hankies. The cheap bastard. :-(

[kalli007]

11. There's always........

tomorrow.

[nolabear]

12. He assaults my ears daily and defiles my intelligence on a regular basis.

[TK421]

14. I haven't.....YET

;-) just keep your eye on CNN!

[LynneSin]

16. Don't worry, your name is on the list for an upcoming grope

no one gets left behind

[Bucky]

17. Not until 9-9-9 becomes law

[LynneSin]

19. Would I suggest then you never play Sim City

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[HappyMe]

18. Nope.

That bullet thankfully dodged.

[LynneSin]

20. I think you're scheduled for a groping next Tuesday at 3pm

so please be ready 15 minutes early, Cain is on a tight schedule.

[hamsterjill]

21. No, but years ago I think *I* may have molested a Godfather's pizza

As I recall, it wasn't all that good.