My first annual sex thread.

[Dystopian]

:hi:
I figured I've been here long enough, in and out, up and down...
Perhaps I'll not be such a wallflower...
I'm going for it....
With visual:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-EdX4MaMFE&feature=related

It's only a tad over a minute...but will change your sex life forever.
It's that good...
I have an aversion to porn...but I really like this....




I am certain that the mods will not lock my sex thread!

peace~

[Dystopian]

1. Oh.

This should be locked by now...

Can't I have anything special for me?x(
*sigh*
I've never had a locked sex thread...
I've never asked for much here...


peace~

[Dystopian]

2. Oh. How cool is that? Two posts in one...by ME : )

This should be locked by now...

Can't I have anything special for me?x(
*sigh*
I've never had a locked sex thread...
I've never asked for much here...


peace~
edit for double post...a good thing, I guess...

[Kali]

3. ok

that was tempting enough for me to try with the dial up.

the comments are:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Dystopian]

6. omg...

Thanks, Kali:D

I also love the comments...!
WoW....you really gave yourself away...
:rofl:
You gave into temptation! ....:woohoo:



peace~

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. uhm -- at first glance --- I read the subject line as:

My first anal sex thread


imagine my surprise when I looked over to see who was the author :D

[Dystopian]

8. Too funny!

Tuesday Afternoon
:loveya:

I'm cracking up!
I misread so many subject line...but never dare post what I thought I saw!

That was great!

Looks like you're trying to help me get this locked!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBR0T3f7tUw



peace~

[Tuesday Afternoon]

14. you know me --

always ready to help a friend :) :hug:

the song says it all ;)

[Charlemagne]

5. As long as they arent same sex bacteria....

I have no problem with it. Preferably, they should have waited until marriage though.

[Dystopian]

19. I don't know the sex/sexes (?) of the bacteria...

But everyone should wait until marriage.
I agree with that for sure!
:hi:

Welcome .....




peace~

[seabeyond]

7. that did it for me

huntin my hubby down... lol.

later

[Dystopian]

11. : )

seabeyond :hug:

I'm glad I could help to spice up your night...
Good grief!
You're easy!:o

Too cute and funny...


peace~

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. I'm into annual sex.

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Now, I AM gonna cry.
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I'll be in my bunk.
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With a box of Kleenex.
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Wait... that didn't sound right, did it?
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[Dystopian]

13. No, it didn't sound right! : )

MFM :hug:

But what sounds..
And what is are two different things...:D

At least annual is better than....nothing :shrug:
:hi:


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[Name removed]

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[Aristus]

12. In the medical profession, that's what we call 'culture'.

:P

[Dystopian]

15. : )

Hi Aristus!:hug:
:hi:
You are quite cultured!
And full of medical knowledge stuff, too..!! :D

Awesome..
You've seen this...I'm sure!
Under the micrscope...
Me...I have OCD...I see bacteria everywhere!x(




peace~

[Aristus]

38. You wouldn't be-LIEVE what I saw under the microscope today!...

A woman came in complaining of symptoms I won't describe here. I got a specimen from the relevant body area and took a peek at it under the scope. She had concurrent bacterial vaginosis AND vaginal candidiasis. The glass slide looked like Times Square on New Year's Eve. Scary... :scared:

[kentauros]

16. Drop one 'n' and the 'u' and you'll have a real winner of a sex thread!

:P

[Dystopian]

18. Oh....I get it : )

Hey kentauros!:hug:
:hi:
I didn't think of that...
I could be the Sex Thread Winner of DU!

I'm now mature enough (old...really old) to earn the title!

Oh how I wish I could be the best ... the winner ... at something!

;-)



peace~

[kentauros]

21. Hi Dystopian!

You're on your whey to winning! You've already got one "Deleted message / Name removed" post }(

[MiddleFingerMom]

25. ketaros? Huh? n/t

[kentauros]

29. Keta-ros, related to keta-mine!

:D

[Bucky]

27. And that's why they call them "back-teria"

[MilesColtrane]

17. Look at those flagella!

What a slut.

[Dystopian]

20. !

MilesColtrane!

You now have me in tears!
I have no words...
Just too funny!

Don't think I've not noted your ridiculously clever replies since day one..;)

omg....quite the hussy!
:-)



peace~

[MilesColtrane]

24. Hi Dysto.

You should do less lurking, especially if you're going to post microscopic porn.

Heck, If I could figure out how to film it and sell it, I could make a fortune off all the multiplyin' going on in the back of my fridge. (Hmm, where could I find a million very, very tiny pizza delivery man costumes?)

:hi:

[Dystopian]

32. Microscopic!

MilesColtrane:hug:
I think you're on to something!:D
And you just gave me the most bizarre visual I've had in a long time....
Now I'm craving pizza....
:blush:
This is turning into something I don't quite understand....


peace~

[nolabear]

22. Always going and coming and coming and going...

[Dystopian]

33. Always!

nolabear
I'm always coming and going...
Except, as the saying goes...don't know if I'm coming or going! :D

I think it's an old age thing.
And I'm there...or am I here?

"From there to here ... from here to there ... funny things are everywhere!"


peace~

[progressoid]

23. l remember doing something like that in college.

Animation that is. I took an animation course.

[Dystopian]

34. progressoid!

I think we all did something like that in college...
But....
I don't think animation courses were offered back in my time...;)


peace~

[MiddleFingerMom]

26. Baby got back...teria. n/t

[Dystopian]

35. Groan...

MFM
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I should have known you would come up with something like that! Good grief!
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I hate this...you make me do dots.... :crazy:
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[Bake]

28. IBTL!

:hi:

Bake

[kentauros]

30. Twelve hours later... no lock

Dystopian ... Nov-07-11 09:14 PM ... #0

IATNL - In After The No Lock

:P

[Dystopian]

36. Hey Bake!

:hi:

The mods will not lock this...
They know it's not really a sex thread just because I dubbed it so.
They actually can see the romance and bacterial love...

Oh how I love the mods...
:loveya:

See? All is fine...when we keep in line!
There is a fine line...
And the mods are mine!
:scared:

Okay...I'll try a different poem..

See? All is fine when we keep in line..
There is a fine line...
And the mods are sublime...

There! That's better...
I kept myself out of lock-down with truth!


peace~

[frogmarch]

31. Vile and disgusting!

Alerted.

:)

[Dystopian]

37. Too cute!

frogmarch

Too funny...sweet.
I don't believe a word of it...

Although bacteria can be vile and disgusting....
This is really a love thread...
Oh! That song....
:loveya:




peace~