Men,why do women love choclate?

[Swede]

It's not like it's beer or something.

[edbermac]

1. How about chocolate beer?

:beer:

[Swede]

2. Holy Tokyo!

:toast:

[kentauros]

3. No, but it IS something else!

http://www.chocosphere.com

:9

[Odin2005]

4. PMS?

:shrug:

[jobycom]

5. I love chocolate. Who doesn't love chocolate?

Although knowing DU, asking that question will result in a whole string of "I hate chocolate it is hitler!!11!" answers. :rofl:

[Tikki]

7. Not hitler...a headache...

since I was a kid. I love vanilla, though.


Tikki

[jobycom]

10. Ah, well, yeah, that sucks.

You can compare it to Hitler, then. :)

[Tikki]

13. I, also, can't do the cold ice cream thing..

who doesn't like Ice Cream!!!? I get super humongous brain freeze..even goes down
into my back a bit.
To eat ice cream I have to have a heated spoon to put
up to the roof of my mouth in-between bites. Too much work...no joy in the experience.

My mother would always make a big ole tray of
Panuche fudge for me during the holidays.
YUM

Tikki

[Demoiselle]

18. Oh, I love that fudge, too!

Three cheers for your mom!

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

24. Makes my migraines worse

Just being in the room with the stuff can make me go from a 2 to a 9+.

[Arugula Latte]

6. Why are you asking men?

;)

[jobycom]

11. Why ask women? Their opinions are cute and all, but it's not like they mean anything.

I am running as fast as I can for the nearest shelt... :nuke:

I hope everyone knows that was sarcastic Colbert type stuff.

[RedCloud]

8. Hey ladies! I just fell into a vat of chocolate!

Smothered in it.

[emilyg]

23. 'Cmere baby boy.

[HopeHoops]

9. I know a REALLY naughty answer to that...

...but it SO violates DU rules.

[geardaddy]

12. Yummers

[petronius]

14. Who cares? The main things are that they do like it, it's easy to buy, you don't get in trouble

if you buy a size too large, and they share it with us. Don't mess up a good thing by asking questions... :)

[SOteric]

15. Chocolate doesn't cheat on us, lie to us,

or lie about us to random strangers they're having phone sex with on the internet. It doesn't leer at our girlfriends or scantily dressed strangers in the street. Chocolate doesn't stay out all night with the boys and then stumble in smelling like a distillery in the mood for love. Chocolate never leaves us for younger women, or complains to us that the house isn't clean and those jeans make us look like a cow. And every once in a while, chocolate makes a damn fine dinner.

[jakeXT]

16. He has a lot of girls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phi1Exm8FmY

[jobycom]

20. Definite improvement over my ex-wife, too, then. nt

[backtoblue]

17. cause it's delicious!!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

19. !!!

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[Dystopian]

22. Wow..

Thanks, MFM:hug:

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peace~

[AsahinaKimi]

21. Um... May I just say ...

I have always preferred Caramel over Chocolate. But have to admit, they do go well together. I love butterscotch too though not mixed with any of the above. Maybe with malt, like they used in milk shakes.

[seabeyond]

25. you are funny.... hubby brings me home chocolate cake or candy bar, occassionally

that is the best, for a couple reasons.

i have taught my boys to do with gf.