Give a product that should NEVER have been made...

[WillParkinson]

Miller's Chocolate Beer

We had a taste test of it at work one night. It was so awful I had to take a spoon of bitter marmalade just to rid myself of the flavor.

[MrsBrady]

1. this stuff is good

...too good...

[EnviroBat]

54. Mix that with some Lindemans Raspberry Lambic beer and you've found heaven...

Chocolate Raspberry. YUM!

[ohiosmith]

2. :

[Lasher]

66. Mmmmmm, McRib!

McD is selling them again right now, yum!

[kaiden]

3. The Epilady.

[KamaAina]

4. Rug In A Can

[Suich]

26. I'd forgotten all about that stuff!

:rofl:

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. Long before MY problems, I remember reading about some nationally-renowned cardiologist...

.
.
.
... who, when asked what he would have liked to have never been invented,
said "Campbell's Tomato Soup".
.
So popular and so HIGH in sodium content -- it conditions us from an early
age to crave high-sodium tastes.
.
.
One 4-oz serving has 530mg of sodium. Typical soup-bowl size = 12 oz.
.
Daily recommendation for sodium 2000 mg -- so with ONE bowl of soup,
you're 75% of the way there.
.
.
.

[SCantiGOP]

9. I love Campbell's tomato soup

but haven't had it in probably 20 years. Just can't justify taking blood pressure medicine and then knocking back a big bowl of sodium.

[MiddleFingerMom]

16. About the ONLY way you can justify soup is to make it yourself.

.
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Even the alleged "low-sodium" varieties are so high in sodium
that I find myself compensating by reducing sodium in other
areas -- and that's not always possible.
.
.
.

[GoCubsGo]

52. Most of the canned soup is awful.

I rarely buy it. It's not that difficult to make soup anyway. One of the few exceptions I make is some of the shelf-stable boxed soups. Pacific Foods, which one finds in the "healthy/organic" sections of many grocers, has some great low-sodium soups. My particular favorite is their roasted tomato and red pepper soup. I often use it as a base for an easy Gazpacho-type soup. I will add garlic or garlic powder, chopped onions, tomatoes, cukes, bell peppers, avocados, and some feta cheese or garbanzos if I have them handy. I'll do the same with their plain ol' tomato soup, too. Imagine brand is another that puts out decent boxed soups.


One of the things I do with homemade soups is freeze a portion or two of it for another day. It's like opening a can of soup, only the soup is infinitely better--even if it sat in the freezer for way too long.

[Bake]

71. Mmmm ... tomato soup with a big pat of butter melting in the middle

And a grilled cheese sandwich (sorry, I refuse to use the "word" sammich).

Now THAT'S lunch!

Unless, of course, you want a McRib.

:hi:

Bake

[Major Nikon]

15. Salt is good for you

Keeps you from getting dizzy when you stand up.

[Angry Dragon]

6. Apples

[KamaAina]

7. Which ones?

These



or these?

[Angry Dragon]

24. The red ones

[Denninmi]

8. The Rotato Potato Peeler.

It takes about 3 times as long to put the thing together and then clean it afterwards than it does just to peel potatoes by hand. Someone gave me one -- I suspect re-gifting occurred and they wanted rid of it.

http://www.amazon.com/Rotato-Potato-Peeler/dp/B0004BV2MU

[hunter]

10. Automobiles.

Suburbs.

High Fructose Corn Syrup.

Trans-fatty vegetable oils

Neckties.

The x86 microprocessor family.

Microsoft DOS / Windows.

High heel shoes.

Coal fired power plants.

..................

I could keep going like this. There's a lot about the modern world I don't like.

[Shagbark Hickory]

11. MORTGAGES.

N!T!

[Shagbark Hickory]

12. "HEALTH INSURANCE" N!T!

[Shagbark Hickory]

13. CIGARETTES!

N!T!

[Shagbark Hickory]

14. ASBESTOS

[sammytko]

70. you know asbestos is naturally occuring - mined all over the world.

http://www.state.nj.us/health/iep/asbestos_faq.shtml

Asbestos is a naturally occurring mineral and deposits of it can be found in most countries around the world. Most asbestos comes from the former Soviet Union, Canada, South Africa and Australia

[Chan790]

17. RELIGION

n/t

[Arugula Latte]

50. +1000

I like the way you think. :)

[Old Troop]

18. Fizzies

[begin_within]

33. Awww... I loved those.

Especially the root beer flavor. We never dropped them in water, we just let them fizz in our mouths.

[Frank Cannon]

68. I loved them too.

And you can still buy them!

http://www.fizzies.com/default.html

Hate Fizzies and you hate America.

[Odin2005]

75. Those came back when i was a kid in the 90s.

Loved them!

[Chan790]

19. This...you just have to see the picture.

Mind you, Ghana is a predominently English-speaking country settled by British colonists...there is no way that they didn't know what they were naming their product or why all the smartasses in the back of the room were snickering.

[WillParkinson]

20. I'm not sure if I am amused or disgusted...

Perhaps a cross-section of both?

[emilyg]

37. Okey-dokey - no more

pee-pee in my cokey.

[hobbit709]

21. Miller's ANYTHING beer should never have been made.

ALL their varieties suck.

[valerief]

22. CREDIT DEFAULT SWAPS. nt

[Ptah]

23. Swastika Biscuits

[krispos42]

35. Swastika crackers? Or is that redundant?

[hunter]

47. A lesser crime against humanity by the Nazis.

They pissed on an ancient symbol of good fortune.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika

[Kali]

57. I was on a trip with some German friends and we did the jeep tour of Canyon de Chelly

at the Whitehouse ruin there are several on the cliff wall - the reaction was very shocked and visceral from my friends - things like "who would do such a thing?" and anger at the defilement of an ancient site. It was interesting. took them a while to process the real history.

[rrneck]

25. Double knit. nt

[Shagbark Hickory]

27. MEIN KAMPF

N!T!

Or Hitler in general.

N?T

[Shagbark Hickory]

28. Sweet potato chips that look like Doritos

[Shagbark Hickory]

29. NUKULERZ all kindz. N!T

[REP]

30. Well, they WERE on clearance...

[WillParkinson]

40. Did they taste good?

Just wondering.

[REP]

43. I think they must taste like shit

[WillParkinson]

44. No...

That would be Poop Cola.

[Kaleva]

31. Colgate Kitchen Entrees

A toothpaste company making frozen dinners. The venture was a total bust and didn't last long.

[pink-o]

32. Lawn Darts. Slip and Slide.

I mean, Really??? Why not just make toys that crack limbs and put out eyes as their objective, rather than going through all the motions to get there!

[WillParkinson]

41. Oh, come on...

Jarts was a fun game!

[sakabatou]

63. I loved slip n slides!

[Throd]

34. The 1976 Peugeot 504

[no_hypocrisy]

36. Flavored douches.

'Nuff said . . .

[BlueIris]

55. Dear god...

...how could anyone make those things worse? I guess that would be how.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

38. Leisure Suits.

Disco.
Earth Shoes.
Honda motorcycles.
VHS Tapes.

Basically, the '70s.

:puke:

[Lydia Leftcoast]

39. Leaf blowers

The typical American suburb

Any television program or movie that tells people that it's cute, wholesome, and authentic to be ignorant and uncool to be smart

[raccoon]

45. Also, Any television program or movie that tells people that it's cute, wholesome, and authentic to

be a snarky a$$hole.

[sarge43]

42. Girdles n/t

[raccoon]

46. CHEESE FOOD. What the hell does that mean? nt

[meegbear]

48. Le Car

[BillStein]

49. That Lego sex toy thingy nt

[Divameow77]

51. The Kardashians

NT

[Kali]

53. prepackaged PB and J sandwhiches

:wtf:

[BlueIris]

56. Vanilla Listerine.

I tried it once. Horrifying.

[LibDemAlways]

58. American Motors Gremlin - Total POS

[amyrose2712]

59. AXE Body Spray

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[Mendocino]

60. Anything involving Ted Nugent

Cigarettes

Anne Coulter books

Faux

Westboro Baptist Church

Cage Fighting

Jersey Shore

bottled water

Rick Perry

SNL in the early 80's

[Lasher]

61. E.T. Finger Light

This is the 1982 E. T. the Extra-Terrestrial Finger Light by Knickerbocker. Displays great with attractive graphics.

[progressoid]

64. ummm

:wow:

[Jamastiene]

62. I have two: Pamprin and Midol.

Both are insults to women with PMS, because neither one works worth a damn. Both of those sorry excuses for medications make me want to write a sternly worded letter to the manufacturer and/or inventor, but I might just end up in jail if I did. So, I just quietly stew about it and take opportunities like these to bring up the fact that Midol and Pamprin are both condescending jokes and total insults to women in pain.

Also, they have recently changed Ovaltine. It now contains beet juice and no chocolate flavor, even though it is still listed as chocolate flavor. Beet juice in place of chocolate flavor and yet they still call it chocolate flavor? :wtf: What imbecile came up with that sick bait and switch idea? If I can count the "new recipe" Ovaltine as a product that should never have been made, it should be on the list.

[progressoid]

65. The Spongebob Squarepants musical rectal thermometer.

Just what a kid needs - the Spongebob song coming out of his/her butt.

[GoCubsGo]

76. OMG! I thought you were joking!

LOL!

[Frank Cannon]

67. Coca-Cola Blak

Mixture of Coke and coffee. It was only on the market for two years, because it was just gawdawful. Tasted like cigarette butts mixed with coffee grounds.

[Tabasco_Dave]

69. Breast implants.

I like them natural. :)

[SkatmanRoth]

72. Barny

[Taverner]

73. The McRib. That's my story and I'm sticking with it.

[Odin2005]

74. HFCS